Actual conversation I had with an acquaintance:

"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve) 08/12/2013 at 19:04 • Filed to: BMW, Asshats

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Him: Everybody aspires to own a BMW.

Me: I don't.

Him: You must know nothing about cars.

Asshats, etc.

Tom McParland > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/12/2013 at 19:06

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He probably "aspires" to lease a 328xdrive with an automatic.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Tom McParland 08/12/2013 at 19:07

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I walked away before he could say "ultimate driving machine".

Tom McParland > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/12/2013 at 19:09

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What would have been fun is when he said "You must know nothing about cars." You begin to school the shit out of him

"Now which BMW do you think most folks aspire to own...F30, F10?...I mean personally I really like the E30...now the E46...was quite nice as well...and let's not forget about the wonderful E39....so I take it you would most likely want and F40 right?

Him- "Yeah that's the one"

You- "That's a Ferrari not a BMW you dumbass."

For Sweden > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/12/2013 at 19:12

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/12/2013 at 19:17

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I didn't. Then I bought one. And I love it.

dogisbadob > PanchoVilleneuve ST 08/12/2013 at 19:27

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Apparently he has never heard of Lexus :p

desertdog5051 > dogisbadob 08/12/2013 at 19:31

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Or Infiniti.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Tom McParland 08/12/2013 at 19:41

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It's a Ferrari FOR NOW. Give it another year or 3.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Tom McParland 08/12/2013 at 20:26

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This

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Tom McParland 08/12/2013 at 21:38

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One of the most depressing things I've read all day...

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > For Sweden 08/12/2013 at 22:08

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There was a 2002 on craigslist, not running, for $1000. Still a BMW, but in a totally different way.