"Just wear your damn mask..." (jimal)
08/08/2013 at 17:38 • Filed to: Bad Joke Thursday | 1 | 0 |
So one day there's this mouse walking through the jungle when he comes upon this elephant standing there on three legs. The elephant sees the mouse and asks, "Mouse, I have a thorn stuck in my foot and I can't get it out. Can you help me?"
The mouse says, "Sure, but you'll have to do me a favor in return."
"Anything, but please help me. I've been stuck here for days."
"Okay, I'll pull the thorn out", says the mouse. "But in return, I get to fuck you."
The elephant replies, "I don't think I like that idea."
"Suit yourself", says the mouse, and he turns to continue on his way.
"Oh... okay. We're in the jungle; nobody will see us. Just get it over with."
So to the elephant's relief, the mouse pulls the thorn out of the her foot.
"Thank you!" the elephant cries. She starts to walk away.
"Hold on there just a second", yells the mouse. "We had a deal."
"Yeah, alright. Just get it over with."
And with that, the mouse climbs up on the elephant and starts going at it.
About this time, an orangutan comes swinging through the jungle, and comes upon a mouse going to town on this elephant. The orangutan, being somewhat conservative, is shocked at this sight, picks up a coconut and wings it at the elephant, hitting her in the side of the head.
The elephant, startled by the coconut, trumpets in surprise.
And the mouse replies, "That's it baby, take it all!"
(Okay, this might have been funnier when I was drunk and in my 20's)