"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
08/02/2013 at 14:35 • Filed to: VAG
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"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
08/02/2013 at 14:35 • Filed to: VAG | 0
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How cute.
Victorious Secret
> Leadbull
08/02/2013 at 14:44 |
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The humour is that they just might actually be riding the same B6 platform.
Sean Bartlett
> Leadbull
08/02/2013 at 15:00 |
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This makes me nervous. Exactly how I gave my Jetta "bumperitis".
PS9
> Leadbull
08/02/2013 at 15:02 |
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Jetta: (Oh god, here we go. Why the fuck do I even agree to go to these things every year...)
A4: Hey cousin! Hug-hug, kiss-kiss!
Jetta: ...Hi.
A4: I almost didn't make it, had to wrap up the third leg of my world tour. Italy was fab-uu-loOoOous!
Jetta: I bet it was.
A4: What have you been up to?
Jetta: Working.
A4: Details, details! How many promotions did you snag at your new job? I know you're not still hauling bikes around, right?
Jetta: No. Of course not. I wear this fucking retarded looking bike rack because I think it complements my ass.
A4: Oh. Umm...well that's a nice bike rack you have! Glad to see the old one got pawned away.
Jetta: Pawned? Because I totally couldn't afford a new one, right?
A4: Well...I mean...hauling bikes doesn't pay very well...so...I just figured...
Jetta: You know what? FUCK YOU. Not all of us get to have mommy and daddy's favor from fucking birth. I didn't ask for any of this shit, and I'm dealing with it the best way I know how. I put in 50 hours a week hauling while you prance about the fucking planet on old money not contributing a goddamned thing, so fuck you, fuck your four rings, fuck your half-open tinted windows and leather seats and sat nav and TSF-whatever-the-fuck you call it. Every goddamned year you put me through this shit and I've fucking had it. This is the last goddamned time!
A4: ...
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PS9
> Leadbull
08/02/2013 at 15:03 |
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Awk-waaaarrrd...
PatBateman
> PS9
08/02/2013 at 15:06 |
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Jetta has some deep-seeded resentment he needs to work through before his big brother Phaeton comes into town soon.
PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
> PS9
08/02/2013 at 16:05 |
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The awkward moment when you realize this is a GLI jetta, which came with the same 2.oL TFSI engine as this and the GTi...