NO, PS9

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12/31/2013 at 13:44 • Filed to: bad ideas

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You are not buying a used Porsche in a few months. No. Not happening.

" !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! " Ah-ah-ah. NO.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Aaron Brown > PS9
12/31/2013 at 13:46

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Dude... Automatic?!?!


Kinja'd!!! OneFastPuertoRican > Aaron Brown
12/31/2013 at 13:50

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No wonder is has low miles! LOLZ!


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PS9
12/31/2013 at 13:58

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$3,999? That doesn't seem too b-

>Automatic with overdrive

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Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > PS9
12/31/2013 at 14:17

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Well, it's brown!

But no way on the auto.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > PS9
12/31/2013 at 14:33

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Brown! Cookies! Low miles! SHINY!

No on the transmission, though. Just...no.

There's at least two 944s (including a Turbo with the full printed factory service manual) for sale here for $5K and under. (I know because people keep sending these to me...I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. NO!)


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > PS9
12/31/2013 at 14:46

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Damn, I just stared shaking.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
12/31/2013 at 15:02

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Wait, you don't need another one?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH STEF?!


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
12/31/2013 at 15:05

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I need a 911 next.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
12/31/2013 at 15:24

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Oh thank god. It really is you.

...Crap, I'd better call the Austin police again and cancel that missing persons report