My Brother Bought Me

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/25/2013 at 22:06 • Filed to: christmas

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The Ultimate Murder Gloves(yes, I am indeed that white). A Black Breath cd (Fuck yeah /// Metal ). And a Belgian style triple that I'm drinking right now(#BEERLOPNIK). I got him a machete, a hatchet, and a really nice cabaret for his fiancé. Can you tell that we're brothers?

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:25

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murder hatchet I see

leicester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:28

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Things with blades are always good gifts...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 12/25/2013 at 22:31

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To keep in his trunk, with the machete, and a spetsnaz shovel.

I have the same, except instead of a hatchet, I have a SOG Fasthawk. Oh, and I also have a small Kabar and a Camillus air force survival knife and a picnic blanket and a tire thumper...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > leicester 12/25/2013 at 22:32

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Always

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:33

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I just got me tools in my trunk. Also a sun reflector. Deadly

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 12/25/2013 at 22:37

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And I keep a Craftsman mechanics tool set, and a squeegee, and a ice scraper, and a three cell Mag Light(NASCAR Edition it's checker flag paint job, I don't even like NASCAR, it was just cool), I really, really hope I never get my car searched....

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Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:42

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Are we doing this? I guess we're doing this.

Things in my trunk:

3.5ton floor jack

4 jack stands

one of every inch and metric socket (6/12pt, normal and deep) and wrench

lots of spare parts

a few gallons of spare fluids

hammers

flashlights

miscellaneous fab tools

TAPE TAPE TAPE TAPE

random crap

I have a lot of stuff in my car.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin 12/25/2013 at 22:43

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I have a gallon gas can filled with water, because e36...

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:45

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Silly. Don't you feel the need to be able to rebuild your engine on the side of the road?

In actuality, I can't store my tools in my apartment and I have no garage. So trunk it is.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin 12/25/2013 at 22:49

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Did you not read the mechanics tool set? Yeah, it's only the 165 piece set, but I do have a garage with the rest of the tools and jacks and jack stands.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:51

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Step 1) Load garage into car

2) Drive into desert with cameraman

3) rebuild engine on side of road; have cameraman film.

4) drive home, publish video

5) ???

6) profit

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin 12/25/2013 at 22:54

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There ain't no way I'm rebuilding an 1996 M52 on the side of the road.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 22:56

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I want to try this someday. But not with my car, because ain't no way I'm rebuilding a M30 on the side of the road.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin 12/25/2013 at 22:58

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A Chevy 350? Yeah, no problem. A VANOS BMW engine? NO FUCKING WAY.

leicester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 23:05

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OK, what's rolling around in the pickup...
German army shovel
Rusty machete
Speed wrench with 9/16 and 15/16 socket.
Duct tape
Survey ribbon
Boxes of nitrile gloves
Big screwdriver
3lb sledge
Slip jaw pliers
Flashlight/headlamp
Ice scraper
Plastic salamander

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > leicester 12/25/2013 at 23:09

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I keep forgetting my nitrile coated gloves, my cold weather Mechanix gloves, a roll blue shop towels, full sized spare, jack, battery and a complete original BMW tool kit in my e36.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/25/2013 at 23:23

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So white...