Hey Takuro, I found some Coquettes!

"SonorousSpeedJoe" (SonorousSpeedJoe)
12/24/2013 at 18:15 • Filed to: GTA V

I thought that it'd be a while before I found a Coquette in GTA V , but it didn't take long at all. I found a bunch of them, in fact.

I was driving a Benefactor Surano as Franklin so that I could find a Bullet GT and go to where Franklin repo'd the green motorcycle in one of his earlier missions; I'd seen someone in an LP of the game do that and noticed a Coquette that spawned in the area. I went to Vinewood Hills with the Surano and chanced across this Coquette, so I stole it... but I'd apparently damaged it too much, as it wasn't successfully stored in the 4-car garage and had disappeared when I left. I was able to get another one due to the cookie-cutter effect.

When Trevor made his way to Los Santos, I ditched his truck for an Infernus and then this Coquette with the targa top off.

I was driving around as Michael in Rockford Hills and found a matte black targa top as well as a metallic black Coquette sans targa top.

Of course, since the game instantly deletes any cars that aren't in your field of vision, the metallic black one disappeared when I parked the matte black one back in Michael's garage after taking these pics. It worked out great, though, since I was able to source another matte black Coquette without the targa top to go along with the one that does have the targa top.

Now if only there was a 'vert...

DISCUSSION (11)

PS9 > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 18:20

Man, only a guy with a tiny penis would drive that.

Wave Motion Gun > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 18:24

Can we get a close up of exposed fasteners?

lonestranger > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 18:26

Now if only I could find a 'vert...

There isn't a Coquette convertible in V. I see that the GTA Wikia says that there is, but I don't think that whoever wrote it knows the difference between a targa and a full convertible. Anyone else that says there is a convertible is either not very knowledgeable about cars, or they're trolling. Unfortunately, the GTA community is full of lots of each.

SonorousSpeedJoe > Wave Motion Gun
12/24/2013 at 18:32

LOL, I had half a mind to try, but I was tired as hell. Plus, I don't know how well they'd show if the cars are black.

SonorousSpeedJoe > lonestranger
12/24/2013 at 18:33

I see. Given how many convertibles there are in this game, I'm surprised there's no soft-top variant of the Coquette.

SonorousSpeedJoe > PS9
12/24/2013 at 18:46

Hey, man, that only applies if you bought 'em . I stole these bad boys.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

PS9 > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 18:53

You misundertand.

Coquette = Coq Ette = "Small Penis". 'ette' is a suffix used for small/feminine things. I believe the cars name is a dig at real life Corvette owners, as is the in-game Audi clone (Obey).

David Gabel > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 18:53

A GTA4 Banshee has already been brought to life. Next we need the GTA 5 Coquette! Hell, now I'm debating getting one of those non working display model iPhones and adding the iFruit backing to it and set it on the dash when I get my C7 in the next couple of months

SonorousSpeedJoe > PS9
12/24/2013 at 18:56

That does makes sense, but I think the name is more of a play on Corvette since coquette is a real word and is pronounced "koh-kette".

PS9 > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 19:01

Coquette is a real word, and R* is totally using it to jab 'vette owners. Just look at what they did to yoga teachers and millenials. 'lol fast car = tiny dick' is totally their MO.

Takuro Spirit > SonorousSpeedJoe
12/24/2013 at 21:57

Hahaaaaaa i was finishing some of the KIFFLOM missions earlier (gotta get that 100%!) and while driving through an alley, my controller vibrates, and two guys run off from a car, guns in hand. I mow them down, take their guns and $14, and go back to the car.

ITS A COQUETTE! WHEE!

But, the fucking doors are locked.

Great. Oh well, still have my white one somewhere.