"ThatWillBuffOut" (ThatWillBuffOut)
12/23/2013 at 18:25 • Filed to: None | 1 | 6 |
Maybe not necessarily fun, but convenient at least, parking. Got to work with no time to spare and there was only one spot left.
Funny thing is that it was in the first row. Also they apparently are not very good at recognizing where their vehicle is. This was their side mirror:
I try not to be judgmental. I have had a broken mirror from a passing car when I parked on the street. But when I see a badly parked car with damage, I lean towards thinking it's their fault. Like when I saw a guy driving with his front passenger fender damaged. He was talking on his cell phone. I assume the damage is his fault.
Lets Just Drive
> ThatWillBuffOut
12/23/2013 at 18:31 | 3 |
My favorite, my absolute favorite, is the vertical dent on either side of the car which usually happens somewhere behind the driver which says, "I don't know what I'm doing."
It's the one you only get from backing into another vertical object such as a pole or a wall. You know the one.
Whenever I see a car with that kind of damage I know that it's probably worth parking on the other side of the planet because it almost always comes with those almost imperceptible scrapes and scratches on the edges of the bumpers at all four corners which also say, "I still have no fucking clue what I'm doing."
Bad Idea Hat
> Lets Just Drive
12/23/2013 at 19:04 | 2 |
Funny enough, my dad made a similar comment about how nobody in Chicago appeared to know how to drive due to pretty much the same damage pattern on their cars.
Lets Just Drive
> Bad Idea Hat
12/23/2013 at 19:11 | 1 |
The badge of shame.
deadpedal
> ThatWillBuffOut
12/23/2013 at 19:26 | 1 |
makes me miss my b2300. The ultimate "don't give a fuck" vehicle, but still skinny enough to park within 3/4" of THAT guy. What are you gonna do? Nick me on your way out? Good for you stupid. My fave was the clown who parked crooked enough to allow me to paint them in so badly they would need to actually learn how to drive to extract the vehicle (after climbing in the back hatch).
That being said, I never park near (or drive next to) that car with the obvious dent in the side/rear quarter. Dead give-away.
Takuro Spirit
> deadpedal
12/23/2013 at 20:32 | 1 |
I would, I don't care. Dent my Camry, it's too dentless as it is. Seriously the least dented beater I've had, ever.
I park next to asshats, cart corrals, and the like all the time without care.
desertdog5051
> ThatWillBuffOut
12/23/2013 at 20:48 | 1 |
Surprised the rear bumper cover does not have damage. Those types generally can't back up.