"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
12/23/2013 at 13:46 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
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HammerheadFistpunch
> MonkeePuzzle
12/23/2013 at 13:51 |
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Reminds me of my dad's favorite joke.
Kid gets a new train set for Christmas, and while his mother is cleaning up breakfast in the other room she is overjoyed to hear him having so much fun playing with it until...
"This is the 240 express, if this is your stop get your fat asses off, if you are going to the next stop, get your fat asses on."
The mother was shocked and immediately came in, grabbed his arm and escorted him to his room.
"You stay in your room for an hour to think about that terrible language problem!"
so an hour goes by, the mother lets the boy out of the room and he sullenly goes back to playing with his trains while his mother continues her work in the kitchen.
"The 240 express is now arriving, if you wish to embark, please kindly do so on the left, if you are disembarking, please do so on the right...and if anyone wishes to complain about the hour delay, talk to the bitch in the kitchen"