Late Night Bacronym Fun

"Ian Duer (320b)" (320b) 12/21/2013 at 03:51 • Filed to: None

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What's up oppo. I can't sleep. How about a bacronym game?

We've all heard common ones such as:

FORD - Found On Road Dead

FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

How about some less common backwards acronyms, here are some I came up with.

CAMARO - Can A Mustang Actually Race One?

BMW - Bring More Wrenches

What have you got for me?

A TVR for the good ones...

and a Multipla for the bad ones...

Rainbow > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 03:58

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Do More Cocaine? I dunno. I'm gonna go to bed now.

GhostZ > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:01

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Fix it again Tony?

Ian Duer (320b) > Rainbow 12/21/2013 at 04:04

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Ok. Maybe I'm sleep deprived, but that's awesome.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:04

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Porsche : Proof of rich spoiled children having everything

Pontiac : This one would probably piss off some people...

Ian Duer (320b) > GhostZ 12/21/2013 at 04:08

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Tyrone? The hell? When was that an Italian name? I'll have to check with my family.

StoneCold > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:09

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BMW M- Bring More Wrenches, Metric

Ian Duer (320b) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 12/21/2013 at 04:11

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Me like-ah the Porsche one... Was about to ask why the Pontiac one would piss people off... then I remembered exactly which one you were thinking of. Not very original, any why was it a redneck driving a Japanese truck who told it to me... Irony much?

Ian Duer (320b) > StoneCold 12/21/2013 at 04:12

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That's a fair addition. Metric. I have nothing more to say. Go home me. You're drunk.

GhostZ > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:15

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It's not italian, but every time I've heard it it was a different name starting with T. The video reviewer likely just threw Tyron in for the hell of it.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:20

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I only mentioned the Pontiac one because I remember a old Jalopnik QOTD asking for things like this and Ray Wert threatened to ban anybody that said it. That was years ago though, so I don't expect many people to remember it.

Ian Duer (320b) > GhostZ 12/21/2013 at 04:20

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Fair enough. Some of the old-school ass-engined Fiats I can dig. Damn. I've reverted to slang from at least a decade before I was born. That can't be good.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:24

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TVR: Truly Very Reckless
Merc: Money eases raising children

Ian Duer (320b) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 12/21/2013 at 04:27

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Probably for the best. That crap need not be revisited. I like that this site is focused on cars and largely leaves out politcrap/bullshit.

Ian Duer (320b) > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 12/21/2013 at 04:30

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But TVR offered a roll-cage as a factory option when criticized for lacking safety equipment. That's the least reckless thing I can think of. Heavy dose of sarcasm intended.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:30

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I agree, and that's the biggest and best change to happen when Wert left. Less politics, more Pierce Arrows.

StoneCold > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:31

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I wish I was drunk, I'm just tired O_o

Must Imbibe Tasty Spirits Uninterrupted Before Invading Sub-Hood Imbroglio

Mitsubishi

Ian Duer (320b) > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 12/21/2013 at 04:32

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Must now look up specs on Pierce Arrow. Damn you internet.

Ian Duer (320b) > StoneCold 12/21/2013 at 04:36

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I'll give you that one. Never heard it. Still doesn't make me feel better about the autotragic Lancer ES hanging out with the crippled 325i and mostly working 900NG in the driveway(both with the car-god fearing 3 pedal option).

Dirty Harry Callahan > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:37

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TVR: Totally Visually Repulsive (sorry the insect eye headlights don't do it for me)

Multipla: Multiple Unneeded Lights Tacked In Place Like Amateurs

Chevrolet: Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Ian Duer (320b) > Dirty Harry Callahan 12/21/2013 at 04:40

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Effing gold star for you. Two gold stars. An Internet as well, for good measure. I love me some ugly cars. Thank you.

StoneCold > Ian Duer (320b) 12/21/2013 at 04:40

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Just made it up right now with some help from thesaurus.com

Those the cars in the driveway?

Ian Duer (320b) > StoneCold 12/21/2013 at 04:44

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There's an Aerostar floating around somewhere too. As far as minivans go it seems pretty jaloppo to me. Nothing like seeing a 70 year old man shaking his head because you're drifting with your snow tires. "See me. I'm in the same van. I'm not sideways. Asshole kids, with their Tokyo Drift shit! Someone should learn them the rules of da road."

HarperT5 > Ian Duer (320b) 12/30/2014 at 17:26

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BMW - Black Mag Wheels, Bring Money With, Bought My Wh*re

Ford - Found on rubbish dumps, fixed or repaired daily

Fiat - Ferrari in another time

Gonemad > GhostZ 03/04/2015 at 14:47

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Cross lingual backronyms:

Fui Idiota Agora é Tarde

(I was stupid, now it's too late).

newsmctado > Ian Duer (320b) 03/04/2015 at 16:48

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FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily.