"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/18/2013 at 00:43 • Filed to: None

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Rainbow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2013 at 01:14

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Imagine if it malfunctioned and closed while one of the bottom cars was only halfway in.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rainbow 12/18/2013 at 01:19

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Well, it wouldn't be the first bisected Lambo to make the front page!

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Renaissance.Man > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2013 at 04:15

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Being a homeowner has ruined me forever.... All I can think about is how much of a pain in the butt the maintenance would be on that. Regardless of whether I attempt to do it myself (preferred) or hire it out.

Simplify, then add beer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2013 at 04:43

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Sorry I'm late, I spent 3 hours trying to decide which car to take...

DConsorti > Simplify, then add beer 12/18/2013 at 06:16

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In the good side, you will have something to do while she is deciding wath dress to wear!

Sethersm > Rainbow 12/18/2013 at 08:42

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Or if you came home late the night before after a stressful day and you have a cold and just are out of "give a damn" when you pull in and park. Then you take some nyquil, fall into bed for a glorious 9 hours of undisturbed sleep, wake up late, and are hurrying to get going in the AM... "Shall I take the yellow car today? Yes I shall!" Hit the button to raise the lift and oops, didn't quite park all the way on it last night.

Sethersm > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/18/2013 at 08:44

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So you've got the money for not 1, not 2, but FIVE (that we can see here) lambos. Do you spend the money to build a lift system like this, or just build a big fucking drive in garage, perhaps under the house. I'm going with the big fucking garage every time.