Bugatti To Update Veyron For 2015 With Hatchback Version

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12/17/2013 at 17:28 • Filed to: satire, bugatti veyron, civic, spied

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This exclusive image captured by Oppositelock corespondents in Germany offers a clear look at the new Veyron hatchback allegedly going on sale in late 2015.

While we have yet to receive confirmation from Bugatti, this exciting development is rumored to feature an all-new drivetrain sending power to the front wheels. The 2015 Veyron hatchback is also said to feature a reduction in the number of radiators, bringing the total number from 10 down to one.

We'll keep you updated with new developments as they come in!

Update: After hearing back from Bugatti,

"Nein! Yuo are so stupid! Veyron will never into be made hatchback. Stop callings."

Dammit. It's a Civic. I'm not good at this at all.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:31

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I have no words...

Besides these...


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:32

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Volkswagen made an agreement with Honda, so that's why this abomination came up.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > scoob
12/17/2013 at 17:32

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And those


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:33

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10/10 would drive...

Straight into the compactor.


Kinja'd!!! Drsweetdik > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:35

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The yellow wheels on the rear indicate it is the Hybrid version.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:38

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If bugatti actually built a real hatchback it would be amazing


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/17/2013 at 17:47

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Tried Googling, can't find. That can't possibly be true... right? Right?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:50

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lol, I think it's cool :]

i'd never ever drive it but it could of turned out way worse. I say good execution on an idiotic task :]


Kinja'd!!! Joey Quinn > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:51

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Obligatory pretty sure thats a lambo comment


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > EL_ULY
12/17/2013 at 17:52

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Yeah it doesn't look as bad as the Bugatti 3000GT.

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Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:53

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It's likely on the part of the internet that doesn't get swept up by Google.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/17/2013 at 17:54

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Ah, that part. Arguably the best part of the internet. 10/10 would browse.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 17:56

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lol exaclty my point :] Oh man that is fugly!


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > CAR_IS_MI
12/17/2013 at 18:14

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I have no words either... just puke..


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > PRBot II
12/17/2013 at 18:22

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You forgot to mention that the spy photo was first captured in the Philippines.

Ricers: It's More Fun In The Philippines


Kinja'd!!! Svend > PRBot II
01/19/2014 at 08:47

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Why ruin a beautiful car by doing this? I spent a lot of my childhood lusting after both the GTO and the FTO.