I Am Drunk.

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 12/15/2013 at 01:21 • Filed to: Inebriated

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That is all.

EL_ULY > PatBateman 12/15/2013 at 01:26

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just be up by noon buddy :]

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > PatBateman 12/15/2013 at 01:29

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And I am sad. I am staring at (24) 22 oz bombers, (4) 500ml bottles, and (2) 1.5l bottles that wont be carbonated for another 10-12 days. Sigh. Beer, beer everywhere, and not a drop to drink.

ddavidn > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/15/2013 at 01:44

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Which one of those is mine?

PatBateman > EL_ULY 12/15/2013 at 01:54

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No promises.

PatBateman > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 12/15/2013 at 01:56

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At least three shots, four mixed drinks... I'm in a world of shit.

Milky > PatBateman 12/15/2013 at 02:15

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any booze is best booze

pdthedeuce > PatBateman 12/15/2013 at 03:21

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King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > PatBateman 12/15/2013 at 09:39

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Own that shit man, own it.

PatBateman > King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider 12/15/2013 at 09:45

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I'm owning it.

I just woke up and barely remembered that I posted here. I'm typing this while laying down in bed, with one eye open.

I may or may not have also called and left a screaming VM for a friend, demanding that he buy an Audi S8 on Monday so that we can race the Gumball 3000 in it.

PatBateman > Milky 12/15/2013 at 09:50

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As soon as I can see straight and not have a headache when I open both of my eyes at the same time, I'll give you a high five.