This is the best Shampoo ever

Kinja'd!!! "Hermann" (hermann)
12/11/2013 at 11:24 • Filed to: None

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I was in a drugstore just now, and I was very, very tempted to buy this shampoo:

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I have no idea how this works. But this is a shampoo bottle. And I have no reason why one shouldn't use one of these. There's also this version:

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Edit: The thing I ordered for my Secret Senna is taking too long to get here for me to send out. If I bought this, would anyone want it as Secret Senna gift?


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:26

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I would have 100% for sure bought this shampoo.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:28

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I tried it once, it smells nothing car related. it just had a sweet fruitysmell to it.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:29

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They should be refillable through the fuel tank.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
12/11/2013 at 11:30

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BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE THE BONE SHAKER. IT COULD SMELL LIKE FARTS AND SWEATY RACCOONS AND STILL BE WORTH IT.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:30

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Man, just buy it! You can put what ever shampoo you normally use in it, but car shampoo bottle!


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > ddavidn
12/11/2013 at 11:33

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I only saw it when I was with the cashier already.

Also, this thing is quite big. The box has around 10cm in height. I would never have room to fit this in my shower.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:34

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Oh shit! I know a little boy who is getting some of this for Christmas!


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > CalzoneGolem
12/11/2013 at 11:37

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Do you call your hair "boy"?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:39

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No, that's my penis. Boneshaker if you know what I mean.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:39

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Awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > CalzoneGolem
12/11/2013 at 11:40

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Ha!

Also: Is this for sale in the US, too?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 11:45

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Not that I can find. I want that Boneshaker so bad I can taste it.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > CalzoneGolem
12/11/2013 at 11:50

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I think it's local, by this lab called Biotropic.

If I were your Secret Senna...


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Agrajag
12/11/2013 at 11:52

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This would be too awesome.

Edit: Shampoo comes out exhaust, goes in in the fuel tank cap

Edit 2: Shampoo would come out all over because of the direct exhausts of the Bone Shaker. Wouldn't work.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 12:00

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Got it! Cap is the drain plug on oil pan.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Agrajag
12/11/2013 at 12:17

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Ha! Perfect. Keeping your kids clean and teaching them how to change oil...

...and to eventually ruin their hair and your garage floor because they wanted shampoo out of your car.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Hermann
12/11/2013 at 14:26

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Haha, or "Dad your oil was low so I topped it off."

"But...I didn't haaave any oil.......noooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"