eBay Find of The Night: Yo DeMuro, I Found Your Next Car ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/10/2013 at 21:12 • Filed to: ebay, Doug Demuro

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2009 Solstice GXP Coupe, 29,000 Miles, still under warranty, $28,500. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:17

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I FUCKING WANT THAT SO BAD.

Straightsix9904 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:17

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He has TWO. That is probably a large percentage of all Slowstice Coupes ever sold.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Straightsix9904 12/10/2013 at 21:19

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0-60 in <5.5 makes a slowstice not.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/10/2013 at 21:21

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So is the Slobalt an invalid name too?

0-60 5.3 stock

Straightsix9904 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/10/2013 at 21:21

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Yeah, I know....but I just can't stop calling it that. Did you know that there is a dealer installed option to eek out another 30 HP?

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:24

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I still can't figure out how they killed off Pontiac and Oldsmobile.

Yes, I understand the reasoning, I just am living in a river in Africa.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:26

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Oh look, one of the best cars Pontiac ever made. I want it.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:31

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MOTHER F*ER HE HAS TWO

Seriously though, how good would they look on some new wheels and lowered. aahhhhh

If only I had 30 large laying around

zipfuel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 21:35

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I reject your reality and substitute my own....

2007 Maserati Quattroporte - $31,000

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/417714…

There's depreciation and then there's $90,000 over 6 years depreciation!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > zipfuel 12/10/2013 at 21:56

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No, he want's a stick

zipfuel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:08

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Darn you saw the one fatal flaw with it! That and Ferrari dealer maintenance rates......

MooseKnuckles > Straightsix9904 12/10/2013 at 22:09

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290hp 340lb-ft and you get, or can get, a dash mounted controller for on-the-go tuning. Not bad for $500

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Straightsix9904 12/10/2013 at 22:10

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hmm, no I didn't. I do know those Ecotec engines can crank out a lot of power over stock with a tune.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 12/10/2013 at 22:10

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Out of the SS model, right?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/10/2013 at 22:11

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obviously the Turbo model anyways

greenagain > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:21

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and to avoid the $ 8000 dual clutch rebuilds every 25,000 miles.

As for the Pontiac, those coupes are easily twice as pricey as the roadsters.

Josh Welton > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:27

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So. Awesome.

Josh Welton > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:29

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He has two for sale and there's a third one pictured. Damn.

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:33

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HE HAS TWO WTF

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BeaterGT 12/10/2013 at 22:35

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Actually 3...

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 22:37

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Wow fuck me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ 12/10/2013 at 22:39

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he has 3

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/10/2013 at 23:00

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Lady driven! LADY DRIVEN

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/11/2013 at 00:01

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!!!!!

The blue. THE BLUE!

One of my friends had one here and deemed it too nice/rare to hoon. :o(

Sooooooo...........

GET ONE AND HOON IT.

Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/11/2013 at 09:39

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That thing is awesome. There's one that comes to our local cars and coffee — it's one of the only two I've ever seen. For the sake of clicks, I'd rather have the bright blue one though...

Doug DeMuro > zipfuel 12/11/2013 at 09:40

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Love these, especially at that price. Looks like the 'true' automatic too, rather than that Cambiocorsa crap, though it's hard to be sure.

Doug DeMuro > Bad Idea Hat 12/11/2013 at 09:40

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Oldsmobile, I get. Pontiac, I never will.

zipfuel > Doug DeMuro 12/11/2013 at 10:26

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I used to walk past these at a dealership on my way to university every day some years ago, they are stunning.
I've been looking at mustangs lakely buy now l'm seriously considering if this is a future possibility (assuming the MBA pays off).
I mean how much can a timing belt change on an unobtanium Ferrari engine cost right?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro 12/11/2013 at 11:32

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I don't think that he is selling that one, but a Solstice GXP Coupe would be perfect for you. Oh, and that red Explorer Sport with the stick is still for sale...