I must apologize to Oppo

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
12/06/2013 at 20:12 • Filed to: None

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For being the embodiment of everything Oppo hates.

I drive a rice rocketed cavalier

It's incredibly loud

I leave for work really early (6am)

My headlights are maladjusted

I suck.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:14

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you win the anti-oppo award yay!


Kinja'd!!! imadeaburner > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:15

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I too drive a "cavalier" with a straight pipe (catless 3 inch through a 4.5 tip)

My headlights barely work.

I leave early tomorrow for work

And my car is the definition of loud "ricer"


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:16

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How do you post to oppo? I seem to be only capable at yelling at clouds. Actually, that seems safer for all involved.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:16

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That's not ricey at all.

Rice rockets are Japanese. The Cavalier is a burger burner!


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Bad Idea Hat
12/06/2013 at 20:19

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You ask permission from a moderator


Kinja'd!!! A3R0 > Bad Idea Hat
12/06/2013 at 20:21

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http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/cant-post-to-o…

I was certified within 10 minutes. If your serious post in the comments there. I don't have enough power to approve you myself.:)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > imadeaburner
12/06/2013 at 20:22

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My drivers one is missing a bolt, so it can't move up. I have tried different bolts and none fit. It must be a stupid metric size or something. However, I did improve my visibility by making my passenger side one far too high.


Kinja'd!!! imadeaburner > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:24

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Mine are put in with bumper bolts...mid engine swap I lost track of the headlight bolts.... lmao


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > imadeaburner
12/06/2013 at 20:27

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One of mine had no bolts holding it in at one point. Now it has one wood screw. At least it probably wont detach from the car now. Ugh!


Kinja'd!!! imadeaburner > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:28

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Mine flop around on bumps.

Which is awesome lmao

I'll get the proper bolts eventually,


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:30

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Yeah, but do you troll on the front pages of Jezebel and Gizmodo?


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:31

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Pffftt...I drive a '96 Camry with an exhaust and "cold" air intake, and an exhaust leak at the flex pipe. The car is noisy.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > dogisbadob
12/06/2013 at 20:34

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Yes please take a video of waking the neighbors at 6AM and post to Jezebel!


Kinja'd!!! BKRM3 > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:43

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You just sound like a car guy with a job to me.

As long as you don't fly down my residential street cranking gears like a dbag I don't see what the problem is =)


Kinja'd!!! nippon > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:49

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Pics or it didn't happen.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Bad Idea Hat
12/06/2013 at 20:49

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I just added you to Oppo. Welcome, newbie! :D


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Bad Idea Hat
12/06/2013 at 20:55

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$kay added you!! Congrats!!

pulls paddle off of the wall

Now prepare yourself for the initiation.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 20:58

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Better than not having a car at all.


Kinja'd!!! The Prince of Peugeot > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 21:14

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I hope the new slip-on I'm getting for my motorcycle won't be obnoxiously loud


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > nippon
12/06/2013 at 21:17

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Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > thebigbossyboss
12/06/2013 at 22:06

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I drove a 91 Cavalier in high school that sounded like it had a straight pipe because its muffler had fallen off. It also smelled like cat piss. The radio station would skip to the next preset every time you pressed the brake. My brother totaled it the second day he had its license by driving it into the side of a train stopped on the tracks. Try to avoid driving yours into a train.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > $kaycog
12/06/2013 at 22:32

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Awesome, thanks. I already had an idea for a post...but it was a bad idea, and was not posted.

I'll have a better idea later.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > PatBateman
12/06/2013 at 22:33

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Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Bad Idea Hat
12/07/2013 at 01:06

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FREE HAT !

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > jariten1781
12/07/2013 at 09:30

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Can do!


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > dogisbadob
12/07/2013 at 17:21

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lol no. I only go on Jez if I want to get mad.