What's On Your Keys?

"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993) 12/06/2013 at 16:24 • Filed to: Keys

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Sup Oppo, what do you keep on your keys?

All I have is my CTY Lancaster 2011 and 2012 lanyards, and a small flashlight that my dad gave to me because my car is way out by the barn. I don't really like the flashlight, as its bulky. (Car is a 2007 silver Volvo xc-70, official car of northeastern prep school kids who's parents aren't BMW giving morons. Theres at least 5 at my school)

What do you keep on your keys? Whats your opinion on lanyards? Separate key rings? Souvenirs?

CalzoneGolem > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:26

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Just keys man. Just keys.

Party-vi > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:26

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workplace dongle, Wegmans card, Girl Scout volunteer roundel and a cigar cutter. Previously there was a bottle opener but that's on my spares now.

mycarneverruns87 > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:26

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For my Harley I have my co-pilot Evel Knievel LEGO mini-fig. The pic is when I first got him.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:27

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Seahawks lanyard, Leatherman Style CS, various keys, small flashlight, and my keyless entry.

ddavidn > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:28

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BMW key, small LED light, utilikey, work key, toyota key though I'm not sure why.

The man in the iron mask > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:29

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I have this one saying corvette. But I dont own a corvette

soulpunx > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:31

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Nothing cool, other than my tiny wrench.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:31

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16GB flash drive.

D > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:34

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Single metal car key and a single metal house key on a silver carabiner.

Lazzris > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:34

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11th Doctor's sonic screwdriver

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:35

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All I have in my pocket is the fob, my car has push-button start.

I keep a separate ring for apt key + mailbox.

marvthegrate > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:35

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I have keys for my car, house, desk, mailbox plus my gym and petco barcode and my titanium bottle opener from Truss design.

Brian, The Life of > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:36

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Keys are on my keys.

His Stigness > ddavidn 12/06/2013 at 16:36

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Is the Toyota key like a talisman that imparts reliability?

Shoop > D 12/06/2013 at 16:36

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Classy as FUCK

Crocket Bernet > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:37

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Keys, a Mercedes fob, a Leatherman and a Harpoon IPA bottle opener.

Shoop > The man in the iron mask 12/06/2013 at 16:37

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But you don't tell the ladies that im sure.

Slave2anMG > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:37

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Top: VW CC "key" with house key and a keytag bought at the gift shop on the Bluebell Rwy in the UK.

Left: VW Beetle switchblade key, housekey, and the keychain itself is from a French industrial equipment distributor I worked with years ago. The round token is the same size as a French coin that one needed to 'release' a shopping cart/trolley from its rack. When you returned the trolley you got the token back.

Right: For my '72 MG Midget. The small Leatherman, house key, the well-worn ignition key (says Honda on it!), the also well-worn tiny trunk and door lock key, and a wrench sized to fit the carburetor jets on the SU carbs. I've never used it as I have another in the car but it's a neat little tschotske...

Brian Silvestro > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:40

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I had a BMW keyfob, but then I left for college and all I have now is the "3" and some dorm keys.

Shoop > soulpunx 12/06/2013 at 16:40

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How do you fit this in your pocket?

Pure87 > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:41

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A Viper from BSG and a stainless steel outline of a Mini, like this:

Shoop > Crocket Bernet 12/06/2013 at 16:42

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Do you carry it in your pocket all day?

maximillious > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:44

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Three bike lock keys, apartment keys, Ford "Key", Izumi Gold Bike chain to minimize clumping all held together by the worlds greatest S-Biner .

ddavidn > His Stigness 12/06/2013 at 16:44

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Heh, pretty funny but ironic. The Toyota doesn't really run. Needs a carb.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:44

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My Ranger key, a key for my house, and a large keychain from the show CSI. My grandpa got it for me in Las Vegas. It's nice because it's really easy to find in a pocket.

Crocket Bernet > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:45

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I take the leatherman off for class and leave it locked in the glovebox but when I'm at work or out and about I leave it on and in my pocket.

soulpunx > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:45

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I usually put my keys in my gigantic Steve Madden bag. For some reason they don't make wiminz pants with usable pockets.

SPNKiX > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:48

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oh man, i hate keys. I have so many of them on my key rings… plus two car fobs plus other fobs plus an offing key drive.

ugh, fuck keys. FUCKIES.

cazzyodo > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:51

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The carabiner is immensely useful considering that crap. This is actually a good reminder to clear all those stupid cards I never use.

His Stigness > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:57

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The Golf key is a little light with only a VW keychain, a Michelin one, and my VW Super Tech keychain I got from VW school. And I have a fob cover to keep it looking new forever, I love it.

The Mercedes on the other hand has many more keychains. I've got the same Michelin and VW keychains, and I also have a Porsche keychain that is from my Grandad who either got it from Stuttgart or with one of his Porsche's back in the day. I have it for sentimental reasons. The I have the Three Pointed Star and AMG logo in carbon fiber, real carbon fiber too. And last but not least is a keychain I got while in Berlin (the green one), extra points to anyone who can guess what it is.

His Stigness > ddavidn 12/06/2013 at 16:57

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Haha that is pretty funny, a Toyota that doesn't run...

oldirtybootz > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 16:59

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Obviously my fob, then my house keys, a few cards I rarely use, and Vader & Santa.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:03

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Custom made Burt's Bees lip balm holder, OHHH YEAH.

I'd typically have a key to the E30 on here too, but my mechanic is trying to get her to pass smog right now...

KB Garage > Brian, The Life of 12/06/2013 at 17:03

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Shoop > oldirtybootz 12/06/2013 at 17:08

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is Santa a year round thing?

ddavidn > His Stigness 12/06/2013 at 17:10

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It would be funny, if it wasn't my Toyota! :(

I really like it too...

Also we're having conversations across three different internet mediums. I AM married, you know...

oldirtybootz > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:13

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No I put him on around Thanksgiving. I've been meaning to get a few more. I'd like a Dracula for Halloween.

kevinafrica > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:19

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doodon2whls > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:21

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One of the dozen or so RBF flags I have from the good old days, keys, and too many frequent shopper cards.

Jagvar > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:21

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Just a keychain.

His Stigness > ddavidn 12/06/2013 at 17:24

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Well yeah that part does suck, but at least you know what's wrong with it, and it gives you an excuse to drive the Bimmer, which should be driven anyways.

lol. Well you live too far away for one, and second I said I was looking for a girlfriend , so your wife has nothing to worry about.

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Deputy Kovacs > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:28

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I just have the keys to my dorm and some key fob with a dog on it.

What prep school are you at? I'm from the Chicago area, and my parents are the morons that gave me first a BMW 535xi wagon (former mom car), and I'm currently driving a Range Rover Sport (former dad winter car. 997.2 S is summer car). My parents are morons, but they trust me enough to take care of the car.

ddavidn > His Stigness 12/06/2013 at 17:30

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BMW should be fixed while I drive the Tercel! That was the plan!

Whew.

The man in the iron mask > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:42

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but then they see this remote for my 08 mustang and run away

Your boy, BJR > His Stigness 12/06/2013 at 17:44

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Is it the crosswalk guy?

Your boy, BJR > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 17:46

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I have a little Luger on the BMW, the turbo badge from my 900 on the viggen, and a Swiss Army knife on the hyundai.

Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 18:00

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I have keys on my keys.

There's a reason my nickname at work is "keys." This isn't even all of them. I have another keyring full of keys I don't use often enough to carry every day. And another one with keys to my parents' cars. I have a lot of keys.

JGrabowMSt > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 18:33

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Got it just for my new school...car keys, work keys, house keys, car fob, and this..

thebigbossyboss > soulpunx 12/06/2013 at 18:39

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I was observing that the other day when my girlfriend asked me to fix her picket because she had painted her nails. I was like "that's it? that's the whol pocket?" lol.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 18:48

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The Fiat key, alarm remote, alarm override key and a Pearl Jam Alive keychain which I added after the car survived that incident a few months ago.

nucciOMG > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 19:07

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Yeah for some moar Volvo love!

S60R key, Planet Fatness tab, Key, Nixon logo [for weight]

McLarry > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 19:57

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Can't stand lanyards....or anything that hangs down low enough to touch my knee while driving. Don't really have that problem anymore (got a Saab and the key is in the center console behind the gearshift). I keep the Saab key by itself because it's bulky as all get-out, but on my regular keys I keep a Gerber shard and a lego Boba Fett, who is sadly missing one leg at the moment...

JohnPlayerSpecial > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 20:24

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The keys to my hauler: 2013 GL550.
Mercedes-Benz Museum lanyard that I procured circa 2008, dealer stock tag, and small screwdriver/hex key.

Slave2anMG > Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin 12/06/2013 at 20:27

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With that many keys you could be a high school janitor RIGHT NOW.

The Compromiser > Shoop 12/06/2013 at 21:38

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ZZ Top keychain. And the car key. That's it.

desertdog5051 > Shoop 12/07/2013 at 02:03

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Keys.

e_dash > Shoop 12/09/2013 at 08:16

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The clip usually holds my house keys, but I detach them when I'm driving so everything isn't rattling about everywhere.