Random Rides

Kinja'd!!! "KB Garage" (kb-garage)
12/06/2013 at 15:22 • Filed to: Random rides

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Welcome back to random rides. A post that does not occur regularly because I drink. Occasionally I run across cars that I think are interesting, cool, stupid, worthless, or WTH worthy. I may be lazy, but I'm not selfish, so I share them with my fellow opposauruses and let you decide what category they fall into.

Today's shining example of luxury is a 1913 Aston Benz AK-47. The engine configurations were somewhat limited at the time. Before the Kia Soul hamsters were shooting commercials, they were enslaved and confined to a large wheel which powered this sled. It reportedly had twelve gerbil power. Your other option was a steam powered turbine, which added approximately eleventy three gp's. The tanker trailer full of water used to power the turbine was free with this option.

We now return to our regularly scheduled oppo'ing as I return to my regularly scheduled beer.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > KB Garage
12/06/2013 at 15:24

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ah the 80's...

Cocaine did weird things to people with money

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Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > KB Garage
12/06/2013 at 15:26

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The best part of this car is the handicapped sticker and handicapped parking.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Bad Idea Hat
12/06/2013 at 15:31

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But perhaps the least surprising. It was made in whatever year I made up. All original. Including the owner.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > 505Turbeaux
12/06/2013 at 15:32

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Needs more Miami Vice


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > KB Garage
12/06/2013 at 15:50

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Sweet barking cheese, what a pig.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Slave2anMG
12/06/2013 at 16:12

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Thank you for making me snot beer out of my nose. "Sweet barking cheese" now tops "gag me with a weed eater."