Certified Pre-Hooned

Kinja'd!!! "William Byrd" (thedriver)
12/06/2013 at 15:21 • Filed to: Certified Pre-Hooned

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This should be a thing, and I figure we should coin a term! But what would it mean? I noticed Hooniverse unsurprisingly used the term !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (according to Google). The collective Oppo should determine what the CPH criteria would be.

Is this a term of endearment, meaning it's been cared for by an enthusiast and used for it's proper purpose (hoonage)?

Or is this a term meant to scare you away from a used car because it's seen one too many donut sessions?

What say ye Oppo?


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:22

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Too many donut sessions for sure.


Kinja'd!!! TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:25

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I would consider the term to be likened to a ricecar. As in an econobox that's been horribly modified with no care for maintenance .


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:25

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I say the doughnut one, and CBE should Certified by Enthusiast fits the 1st def perfectly


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:26

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The latter, now if the car is certified for hoonabilty, that's where we want to be.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Cherry_man1
12/06/2013 at 15:26

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CBE vs. CPH. I like it.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:27

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While I'm ok with hooning my own cars, I prefer the PO to leave them alone. To me, "enthusiast owned" is a bad thing


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/06/2013 at 15:28

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Certified Hoonable, or Certified Hoon-worthy perhaps. Interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > William Byrd
12/06/2013 at 15:30

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with the CBE it should apply to cars that have done hoonage but benn fixed and well taken care of afterwards. and CPH is just a car that has been thrashed abut with litte after care.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Stupidru
12/06/2013 at 17:17

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Yeah, I'm not sure I'd want my car after I'm done with it.

Good: Person cares about vehicle, and thus, maintains it well.

Bad: Person has been picky about maintenance because OH MY GOSH IT'S BEEN VIOLATED IN EVERY WAY.


Kinja'd!!! Stupidru > Stef Schrader
12/06/2013 at 17:31

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When I sold my Legacy GT in June, the buyer became a bit standoff-ish when I told them all the maintenance I did, and that I had all of the records for everything. Literally every penny I spent on the car had been documented in some way, shape, or form. It kind of weirded him out and I can't fault him for it.