The most Jalop perfume commercial to this date?

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover) 12/04/2013 at 18:05 • Filed to: Seen on TV

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I just saw the commercial on TV and I laughed my ass off. Why do perfume commercials needs to be so over the top most of the time?

A3R0 > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:08

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New perfume commercial script:
Ron sprays perfume and sniffs the air
Ron: "Wow, this smells good!"
COMPUTER ANIMATED VOICE...

All for your request.

The man in the iron mask > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:08

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Not perfume. Deodorant, but its for smells.

Cherry_man1 > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:08

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Did I just watch a Lamborghini commercial too?

imadeaburner > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:10

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IF YOU WEAR THIS YOU CAN ATTRACT FEMALES IN BOATS AND YOU WILL DRIVE A LAMBORGHINI!

THE MORE YOU SPRAY THE MORE FEMALES YOU GET, BATHE IN IT!

RotaryLover > The man in the iron mask 12/04/2013 at 18:12

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Someone is a Efukt fan as I can see hehehe.

RotaryLover > imadeaburner 12/04/2013 at 18:16

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I'm not Lady Gaga...

http://www.dnaindia.com/entertainment/…

imadeaburner > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:17

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Would the alcohol or whatever in it burn her lady bits....I'm sure she isn't "clean" if you know what I mean.

RotaryLover > imadeaburner 12/04/2013 at 18:26

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Reminds me of a story of a guy that participated in a gangbang unprotected. He thought it was a brilliant idea to put rubbing alcohol on his private part at the end of it...He thought.

wtrmlnjuc > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:30

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It's always this dramaticWTFbullshitfashionlinefollows style which is more funny than serious.

imadeaburner > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:34

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ew... lol

Know how to test a girl before you hit it?

Take some lemon juice on your finger, and stick it in her, if she squirms get out.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:35

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Good question, I've always wondered that myself. One of the most stupid ones I've seen recently is a commercial that features a dude walking he just crapped himself and then wrecking some statues opening his arms... or something like that.

I've no idea what'd the message behind those commercials.

RotaryLover > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 12/04/2013 at 18:43

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wth...I need to see this!!! hahahahahaha

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:45

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I think the thing's name is invictus, should be on Youtube by now.

RotaryLover > imadeaburner 12/04/2013 at 18:51

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I had a joke about this...but I don't remember it nor find it. Bummer.

imadeaburner > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:52

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lolololol

"If it tastes like chicken keep on lickin, tastes like trout get the fuck out!

RotaryLover > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 12/04/2013 at 18:53

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Found it! Over the top indeed hahahahhaa. I can easily explain this though. But I don't feel like it.

RotaryLover > imadeaburner 12/04/2013 at 18:55

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LOL but it was more in the lines that if you insert X thing and it comes out like X, then walk away.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:55

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EDIT: There you go, it's this thing here.

imadeaburner > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 18:57

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find it, you have my interest lol

RotaryLover > imadeaburner 12/04/2013 at 18:58

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That's the issue, I just can't find the joke anymore lol.

KB Garage > RotaryLover 12/04/2013 at 19:17

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I guess when you have this much money, reality just kind of fades into the distance and your life is literally whatever you want it to be.

Stef Schrader > RotaryLover 12/05/2013 at 01:10

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TOO MUCH NOISE. NOT ENOUGH LAMBO .

This one struck me as sort of Jalop:

Flaming wheels! J-turn! And what the huh? That's sorta NSFWish. On parents' TV. Super. Awkward.

RotaryLover > Stef Schrader 12/05/2013 at 13:30

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dafuq...they can show this on TV without issues?

Stef Schrader > RotaryLover 12/05/2013 at 16:16

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No clue.