Dog humor after the jump

"desertdog5051" (desertdog5051) 12/03/2013 at 12:33 • Filed to: None

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I Just Realized Something:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~

MY dog is a CONGRESSMAN!!!

GhostZ > desertdog5051 12/03/2013 at 12:38

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So... your dog also pays the local police, makes sure your bills were paid on time, manages your households finances, doesn't get any thanks for it, takes on enough stress to accelerate aging, and you also threaten to kick them out of the house if you don't like the job your dog does?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > desertdog5051 12/03/2013 at 12:41

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You should make him start carrying stuff.

desertdog5051 > GhostZ 12/03/2013 at 12:46

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You running for a political office?

Ilike_cougars > desertdog5051 12/03/2013 at 13:08

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He gives you unconditional love, name one congress man that will, then I will agree with you..