Came across this:

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
12/03/2013 at 09:52 • Filed to: None

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"My name is Croix, pronounced Kwa"

So you are saying EVERY letter is silent? Dafuq. Parents must have been hipsters.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/03/2013 at 09:55

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no, that looks like how it should be. Pretty standard. Like LaCroix


Kinja'd!!! Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/03/2013 at 10:04

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French is so not phonetic. German, on the other hand..


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/03/2013 at 10:08

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Reminds me of this gem from Bash.org

How would you pronounce this child's name?
She spells her name..... "Le-a"
This child attends a school inLouisiana.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
She says it's pronounced.................
"Ledasha"
When the Mother was asked how in the world did she figured it should be pronounced that way....... she said....
..."cause the dash don't be silent!"
English language is gone forever


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mattbob
12/03/2013 at 10:17

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Yeah... I took French in High School and can vaguely remember that it is probably right, it's just hilarious to me that every letter is silent!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/03/2013 at 10:22

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The correct pronunciation would be a little more complicated than "kwa", because it would include that crazy, gargling "R" the French use. But "kwa" is pretty close, especially if it's been Americanized. For example, "Favre" = "Farve". Well, it doesn't , but that's where it's ended up after many years of mispronunciation.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ttyymmnn
12/03/2013 at 10:38

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Yeah, I figured that r wouldn't be silent, so I am right in poking fun at this! :P

I speak dutch, so that R I can do :P, I sucked at French in high school. And Pronunciation wasn't the problem, it was another -ion word, I think it's motivation...

Little did I know how popular it would be with the ladies here in America. That would have motivated me, why didn't anyone tell me? I would've gotten an A!


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > tromoly
12/03/2013 at 10:41

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That would properly be pronounced as /L-h-fn-/