"PRBot II" (prbot2)
11/27/2013 at 19:24 • Filed to: ask oppo, bird, wtf
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"PRBot II" (prbot2)
11/27/2013 at 19:24 • Filed to: ask oppo, bird, wtf | 5
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A bird !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Thanks to you guys, I learned about throwing a towel over it. After flying around the house for a while, and pooping everywhere, the bird finally got tired and decided to chill for a while. And of course, I documented the entire experience... all for the SR20.
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This little guy has no idea. You're done for, buddy!
Boom! Got you!
I wrapped him up, and got ready to bring him outside. But dammit, he got away! That bastard!
Yeah, you sit there on that piano. Stupid bird. He flew around again for a while until I caught him again .
Got you, you bastard! Finally. No more pooping for you! This time, I made sure not to let him get away. I carried the towel outside and released him.
But then he sat outside in the rain for awhile. I started to wonder if he was hurt. I let a few minutes pass... and finally he was gone. Good riddance. No more poop.
Thanks for the help guys. I've never had to catch a bird before, but once again the rule stands true to form:
When In Doubt, Ask Oppo.
wacopalypsenow
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:27 |
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You have nice wood flooring and landscaping
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PRBot II
> wacopalypsenow
11/27/2013 at 19:29 |
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Thank you.
AMC/Renauledge
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:33 |
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PRBot II
> AMC/Renauledge
11/27/2013 at 19:35 |
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Ha! Perfect!
OkCars- 22k Crossroads
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:37 |
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1 week ago a cat from the street was about to get in my house while i was getting the groceries bags inside. I saw something moving at the corner of my eyes, I scared him off and it backed off the door. But i almost didnt notice, it would have been creepy to find a cat inside with no reason.
$kaycog
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:40 |
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Dawww! He's so cute! I'm so glad you were able to release him unharmed. Good job!
Leadbull
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:43 |
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I opened up the door to the garage one morning to find a crow rushing towards my face. I opened the garage door and eventually flushed it out with a rake.
Eventually.
Open garage.
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PRBot II
> $kaycog
11/27/2013 at 19:46 |
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Thanks, $kay!
dogisbadob
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 19:59 |
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 20:14 |
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Been there except that it was a bat that came out of NOWHERE in my basment(the only explanation was a hole in the wall at the time and there's ZERO bats in my area.) and during the time that I had my "Goth" phase and started wearing a black cross. My mom told me it was my fault for bringing a satanic vampire into the house. She threw holy water on it and it didn't move. My mom was like "This bat has no shame! You better stop your shit Patrick!". We opened the door that was near him, try to push him with a broom and suddently it flew toward us to scare us and then left by the door. Hilarious night.
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PRBot II
> Leadbull
11/27/2013 at 20:17 |
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Damn crows. They have no respect.
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PRBot II
> OkCars- 22k Crossroads
11/27/2013 at 20:18 |
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Freaking cats. Ever since reddit blew up, they think they can get away with anything.
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Leadbull
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 20:22 |
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As opposed to Ravens, which get no respect.
/deadspin'd
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PRBot II
> dogisbadob
11/27/2013 at 20:25 |
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It almost got to that point.
Slave2anMG
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 20:27 |
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That's a Carolina Wren...animated little critters with an insanely high voice volume/size ratio. I love watching them in my yard...entertaining.
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PRBot II
> RotaryLover
11/27/2013 at 20:27 |
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Holy cow. Next time, try blasting Jars Of Clay, and that satanic vampire will evacuate in no time flat!
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PRBot II
> Leadbull
11/27/2013 at 20:46 |
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Ha! I thought that was the Redskins!
Jfelty19
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 23:35 |
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had to:
Philbert/Phartnagle
> PRBot II
11/27/2013 at 23:39 |
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A real man would have used a 12 gauge shotgun and some double ought buckshot to rid themselves of that pest. ;)
Seriously though, if you are a fisherman and have a good dip net, they work good for this purpose too. Or you could use a tennis racket, but they are kind of hard on the bird.
BKRM3
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 01:24 |
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Can I just say - I'm SO glad this was your night and not mine. That is all.
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PRBot II
> Philbert/Phartnagle
11/28/2013 at 09:37 |
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I have none of those things, so I was kinda SOL.
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 11:13 |
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Clay? I thought Garlic would be appropriate.
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PRBot II
> RotaryLover
11/28/2013 at 11:29 |
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Jars Of Clay is a Christian band from the 90's. The power of Christ compels them, apparently.
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 11:40 |
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I would rather play this. I think it would like it though.
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PRBot II
> RotaryLover
11/28/2013 at 12:09 |
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Hot damn! I feel like I just ran a mile. That was awesome.
I thought they may have been a Christian band when I saw the drummer playing Truth drums. Dead giveaway.
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RotaryLover
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 12:22 |
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Come to think of it, I always wondered if these kind of bands play in churches. I know that my parents would think it's satanic music no matter what.
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Philbert/Phartnagle
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 15:00 |
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You way was much better for the bird and you got the job done is all that matters. I was joking about the shotgun in the house as I'm sure you know. While I might be inclined to think about stuff like that, my wife would shoot me if I actually did it. :)
SteyrTMP
> PRBot II
11/28/2013 at 18:56 |
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I had a flying squirrel come down the chimney and fly around in the house when I lived with my parents... a 6' black snake in the drop-ceiling too. Good times, good times.