If you had to describe your car in a haiku

"TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!" (theloudmusic)
11/26/2013 at 16:04 • Filed to: ZOMG QUESTION, white car tuesday

what would it be?

It is an old truck

Swapping eventually

Oddly bland and slow

Also, WHITECARTUESDAY

DISCUSSION (36)

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:07

Bright Red Ford Focus

Fun 'til I Have to Fix Shit

Love It Anyways

Aaron M - MasoFiST > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:08

Stock turbo blows seal

Cheaper to upgrade than fix

Extra torque wrecks clutch

Jagvar > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:08

Kinja'd!!!

It's a Volkswagen.
No, it isn't a Passat.
Fine, it's a Passat.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:08

Worn sheep seat cover

Strains to pass even semis

Don't care, butt is fine.

('87 Mercedes diesel with 350k+ miles)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:09

Impending V-8

Crushes the Jalopmeter

I regret nothing

('63 Ranchero)

Takuro Spirit > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:10

Its got a stick shift

Six cylinders of fury

But its beige as fuck

HammerheadFistpunch > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:11

poorly written.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:12

Looks a bit cross-eyed

Not a car, more a tractor

Puddles in driveway

(Land-Rover Series IIa)

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > HammerheadFistpunch
11/26/2013 at 16:13

???

HammerheadFistpunch > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:14

If I had to describe my car in a haiku, it would be poorly written. You asked me a question.

MonkeePuzzle > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:16

I adore my car

that is all you need to know

refrigerator

Leadbull > Jagvar
11/26/2013 at 16:17

That's a nice Bentley

Needs a W12. No...

It's just a Passat.

Leadbull > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:19

It is painted blue.

That's the most interesting part.

Don't need a third line.

Sn210 > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:21

It's reliable
32 Mpg's, mofo's!
God it's so boring

Nibbles > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:23

Slow and boring car

Automatic shifts always

God I hate this thing

Nibbles > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:28

Quirky awkward fun

Tons of cargo space in back

Børk børk børk børk børk

Nibbles > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:30

World's most Jalop truck

Don't care what Mazda says, yo

Eight pots of torque sauce

Slave2anMG > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:31

It does leak some oil
Electrically iffy
It is an MG

Dunnik > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:34

Kinja'd!!!

Old man car

Ever faithful

Daily Driver

youshiftem > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 16:41

four fifty five olds

four speed rockcrusher muncie

no it's not for sale

Nibbles > Dunnik
11/26/2013 at 16:41

That's not a haiku

You need two more syllables

Try again please, good sir

zadtheinhaler > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 17:19

A nice green colour

It really pushes in corners

Typical Venture.

Ian Duer (320b) > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 17:27

My e36,
Breaks my heart when it's broken,
Heaven when it runs.

Flat Six > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 17:39

burning smell persists
kids toys rattle in the trunk
wagon from japan

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 20:11

Three liter V6

Want to swap for a 5-oh

Not enough money

Kinja'd!!!

My old hand me down

Got it from my daddio

Love the thing to death

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/26/2013 at 20:18

Cooper A T 3's

Take me to a paradise

I love 4 wheel drive

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/26/2013 at 20:19

Oh god I can't stop now.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/26/2013 at 20:58

Near same story here

Two point nine Liters of slow

One forty hp

And,

I want to swap it

To have a baja truck, man

Long travel lift kit

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 21:14

If I had 4 grand

I'd get Dixon Bros Racing

Long travel Suspy.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 21:16

We're in the cool club

Forget miatas, get trucks

But only Rangers

Desu-San-Desu > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/26/2013 at 22:00

Third generation

Quattro- a namesake well-earned.

All-wheel oppo time!

Kinja'd!!!

(Psst! For those who never learned about them in college, a Haiku has a syllabic structure of 5-7-5 and is always 17 syllables. There's lots of other traditional stuff involved too, but I don't think being traditional really matters in this context, haha.)

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/26/2013 at 22:05

Too old for Dixon

Autofab is awesome, though

Probably spendy

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
11/27/2013 at 08:17

Hey, wheres dusty?
He likes rangers just like us
We need his input.