Things you can do/say to your car but not your girlfriend

Kinja'd!!! "Ex. President Mack41" (Mack41)
11/26/2013 at 10:29 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:31

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"You got so fat over the years!"


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:35

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"Damn you're riding rough lately...."


Kinja'd!!! revrseat70 > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:36

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"I think I'll trade you in for a newer model"

"We really gotta clean your carpet"

"Man that was a loud backfire!"

"Your Headlights are uneven"

"You need a wax"

"You don't have enough shoes"


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:38

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She's got a lot of room in the back.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:39

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I am the third owner. . .


Kinja'd!!! Ex. President Mack41 > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/26/2013 at 10:41

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...in two months


Kinja'd!!! Ex. President Mack41 > revrseat70
11/26/2013 at 10:41

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Lost it at "clean your carpet" hahahahaha


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Biased Plies
11/26/2013 at 10:43

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She's getting a little old and worn, sometimes I have to give her a little smack to make sure it keeps working.

/the picture is a ticket to hell. Damn kinja


Kinja'd!!! Moves-Like-Senna > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:57

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You're too high maintenance.

My old car would do it...

Push button start...


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 10:59

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"Make me a sandwich!"

Not that it will, but I can say it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 11:07

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"Just listen to that whine! I really like to hear that from you."

"I'd like to cut your top off. And replace it with a bunch of frames and canvas."


Kinja'd!!! wtrmlnjuc > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 11:11

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Your interior feels cheap and tacky.


Kinja'd!!! zadtheinhaler > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 13:32

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It'll do virtually anything you ask it to.

Everyone's driven it at some point.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Ex. President Mack41
11/26/2013 at 14:24

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insert 'tailpipe' joke here


Kinja'd!!! Mark - Sixpots None The Richer > Ex. President Mack41
07/19/2015 at 11:58

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“My five best friends will take you for a spin. Make me proud, old girl!”

“I can’t keep you any longer. I have a family now...”

“Sorry for leaving you in the garage all winter.”

“I prefer to row my own anyway.”

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just looking for alternatives on Craigslist“

“I’m off to a swap meet...”

“Don’t give me any of that nasty rubbing in Matt Farah’s One Take, understood?”

“Honey, let me introduce you to my newest purchase: A passionate Italian to have some fun on weekends.”

“I’m taking some pictures for Oppo. Time to open the hood!”

“Hmm, how about removing your widebody? I think it was a mistake.”

“Man, you are taking a beating quite well, luv!”

“You know I like your ratty patina, honey-bunny! It adds character!”

“You are a lot of bang for the buck, my dear!”


Kinja'd!!! Ex. President Mack41 > Mark - Sixpots None The Richer
07/19/2015 at 15:05

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hahahahahahaha nicely done, nicely done