Must not smite...

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
11/24/2013 at 19:42 • Filed to: prius

Fiance's good friend just got a plug in Prius because she "loves the environment"...

DISCUSSION (18)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:43

Kinja'd!!!

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:44

You should buy a Hummer just to get her away from you (not your fiance, her friend).

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/24/2013 at 19:45

I need that fucking key board...

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:46

Related Video:

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:46

Don't we all...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
11/24/2013 at 19:48

My Land Rover gets 13 mpg on the highway if I get a tail wind, I'm driving that thing to her house from now on...

Joe_Limon > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
11/24/2013 at 19:49

Then tell her that the only reason he got the hummer is to offset any potential benefit her single sale might have had on the environment.

dogisbadob > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:53

Awesome gif

Joe_Limon > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/24/2013 at 19:54

Well thats nice. The best thing you can do now is buy an old 50+ mpg Honda CRX. Then explain that you get comparable fuel economy/emissions, saved a boatload in cash upfront, and in several years when the prius's battery needs replacing tell them how the crx will actually be worth more then their car.

If that is not enough, go ahead and tell them that buying used you also had a much smaller impact on the environment by not fueling industries fires/mines/etc.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Joe_Limon
11/24/2013 at 19:55

Then steal the tires from the Prius and say you did it to save electricity and the fuel required to make electricity, therefore saving the environment and sparing 2.5683 polar bears, 0.8352 glaciers, and 0.00000000325% of the ozone layer.

Joe_Limon > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
11/24/2013 at 19:57

Make sure they burn the tyres in a terribly inefficient barrel fire in their front yard.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Joe_Limon
11/24/2013 at 20:02

While you cut down all the trees in her front yard with the bones of a whale killed by an oil spill.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Joe_Limon
11/24/2013 at 20:07

You guys are awesome.