Manwhores Wanted

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
11/23/2013 at 16:51 • Filed to: Damn craigslist you scary

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Sure, your selling your body for rent. You're like a slave now. Someone else owns you. But...but... !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > PS9
11/23/2013 at 17:01

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If SWB is Short Wheel Base and LWB is Long Wheel Base, FWB must mean Fong Wheel Base. Right? Fong is to length what wumbo is to size if I'm not mistaken.

/ThatWasTerrible

/I'llSeeMyselfOut


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Blondude
11/23/2013 at 17:08

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Lemme try,

FWB = Fat Woman Boyfriend?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Blondude
11/23/2013 at 17:10

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Come to think of it, the ad-poster never said if they're male or female. That's a pretty critical detail to leave out. Well, it would be if they didn't include that sports package!


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Dunnik
11/23/2013 at 17:10

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Friendly Waffle Bait?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > PS9
11/23/2013 at 17:11

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Don't care. Sports package.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Blondude
11/23/2013 at 17:13

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What if you have to take someone's sports package up your package? Still want it?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > PS9
11/23/2013 at 17:19

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Nope.

Nope nope nope nope nope.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > PS9
11/23/2013 at 17:43

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stay classy New Albany


Kinja'd!!! Anon > PS9
11/23/2013 at 17:49

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...Black Lagoon sure would look good on that TV...


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Blondude
11/23/2013 at 19:36

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So me and my wife were sitting here for a good 5 minutes trying to figure out was FWB is. Friends With Benefits. I feel so dumb.