Aaaaaaaaaaaand...

"gavinski91" (gavinski91) 11/21/2013 at 16:44 • Filed to: None

1

84

I'm bored. So, I want to hear about your life. Specifically, I want to see what the last text you received from a friend (not family member or coworker) was.

No cheating and explaining what the text means either. Just let me and everyone else figure it out.....

You can have a stock photo of someone on a cellphone as your reward...

area man > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:44

1

"Breastroots? I'll stop."

PRBot II > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:45

0

"No I had to say: ("

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:46

0

I doubt you guys will get close.

Why thank you, darlin. I actually feel like and look like a teenage girl again. Also: overslept and didn't turn my paper in. Yay for a late grade...

philipilihp > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:46

2

"Safe return of all hostages will be reciprocated"

willkinton247 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:47

0

"Maybe I should just hang out by myself to get used to you not being around"

McMike > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:47

0

Them : Did you hear that xxxx xxxxxx had a baby? Didn't even know she was pregnant - thought she was constipated!

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:47

3

"Dude, just send him a dick pic. Maybe he'll stop."

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:48

0

"I would so be that person"

gavinski91 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:48

0

"You're slightly crazier than me. is slightly crazier than me. Obviously you should date."

André - Volvo4Life > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:48

5

"Your SunTrust CKGXXXX balance as of 4:32PM on 11/21/2013 is $45.74."

gavinski91 > philipilihp 11/21/2013 at 16:48

0

You're keeping his sister in your basement, aren't you...

PatBateman > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:50

0

http://www.google.com/weeklyads/lsf?…

gavinski91 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/21/2013 at 16:50

0

Female friend from grade school who you're congratulating on quitting smoking. She's tired and irritable, but starting to get over it and grateful for your support...

gavinski91 > willkinton247 11/21/2013 at 16:50

1

#friendzoned

Nibbles > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:51

0

Of course

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > willkinton247 11/21/2013 at 16:51

0

You just joined the army?

$kaycog > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:51

0

"Got home at 12."

My92SSEisn'taTardis > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:51

0

Ah damn :( ... And yes, codeine fun ;P

willkinton247 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:52

0

I hope not, I'm pretty invested so far..

philipilihp > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:52

0

Close! He forgot his sunglasses at my house.

willkinton247 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/21/2013 at 16:52

0

Ha. No.

I'm going out of town for a week.

willkinton247 > André - Volvo4Life 11/21/2013 at 16:53

0

This is such a familiar text...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/21/2013 at 16:54

2

You bought your mom fruit-by-the-foot, which reminds her of her childhood. She's currently going to school to get a degree in Anthropology and had an assignment to do a paper on the Samburu tribe native to North-Central Kenya, but she couldn't finish in time because the power went out at your house and she had a lot of research left to do on the internet, which she could then only do on her smartphone.

gavinski91 > McMike 11/21/2013 at 16:55

0

Pro-tip: Don't ask fat people if they're pregnant.

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:55

0

"Thats with that Andy guy from SNL right?"

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:55

0

"Yes to which one?"

Leadbull > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 11/21/2013 at 16:55

0

It's all code speak for a massive drug deal.

gavinski91 > area man 11/21/2013 at 16:56

0

Roots are parts of plants. Breasts sometimes have implants.

Totally not sure where I'm going with this...

ddavidn > André - Volvo4Life 11/21/2013 at 16:56

1

Damn, share the wealth man.

Leadbull > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:56

0

"Haha no"

I dare you all to figure out the context of this scandalous text. I DARE YOU

ddavidn > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:57

0

Just friends, huh... hmm.... here we go!

"Ah, so when do you have a free day mister 'I have sooooo many plans'?" -last month

McMike > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:57

3

Pro-tip: Don't ask pregnant people if they are fat.

gavinski91 > Leadbull 11/21/2013 at 16:58

0

Easy. You asked for buttsecks from the guy you've been friends with since 2nd grade.

conrader > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:58

0

I had a good experience with grene and would do it again.

CAR_IS_MI > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:58

0

"If it stops raining you're going flooding. Sick or not"

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:58

0

First sentence is right. She straighnened her hair and I told her it looked good. Also she is still a teenager.

joemcm > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 16:59

0

MORALITY! How? STFU.
My friend talking about roasting a girl in our in class debate today.

thebigbossyboss > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:00

1

"I feel bad for the fish warder"

f86sabre > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:01

0

Happy birthday! It was great seeing you last month.

gavinski91 > ddavidn 11/21/2013 at 17:01

1

I'll refrain from solving this one in case Eva is reading over your shoulder.

KB Garage > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:02

0

You know they call Daniel Day Lewis "the male Tara Reid". She's so dedicated to her roles. And it's officially a bakers dozen oscars that's in that snatch of hers.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Leadbull 11/21/2013 at 17:02

0

Well then.

gavinski91 > CAR_IS_MI 11/21/2013 at 17:03

0

If by flooding you mean canoeing down the road, then yes, I've done that before...

gavinski91 > KB Garage 11/21/2013 at 17:04

0

It's gonna be 14 once Sharknado wins.

KB Garage > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:05

0

Very good, sir.

Crocket Bernet > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:05

0

"Staple the other one"

ddavidn > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:05

0

Much appreciated, man... much appreciated...

PS9 > Leadbull 11/21/2013 at 17:08

1

Finally manned up and asked your wife if you could get the lotus. Shot down cold.

gavinski91 > Crocket Bernet 11/21/2013 at 17:09

0

For some strange reason, my first thought was "Why would you staple your testicles?!"

N/A POWAAAHH > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:09

0

"I guess I need to be punished"

area man > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:10

0

Neither is my friend apparently. We're trying to figure out what bar we'll be imbibing at Saturday afternoon before our girlfriends drag us to the new Hunger Games. There is no bar called Breastroots... at least, not in this city.

. . > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:10

0

'Dop przeczytalam smsa - prokura a pelnomocnictwo'

... I bet that tells you much. :]

ExecR > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 11/21/2013 at 17:11

0

this is the only one that made me laugh out loud.

Crocket Bernet > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:11

1

That was, in fact, my reply. I was going to do the picture attached but seemed to NSFW.

gavinski91 > . . 11/21/2013 at 17:11

0

ja ci zabi za to

ExecR > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:13

0

"So I just got this text about smashing a neighbor 4 minutes ago"

PS9 > $kaycog 11/21/2013 at 17:14

4

You have to post the whole thing, $kay.

Leadbull > PS9 11/21/2013 at 17:16

0

No.

I wouldn't ask; just purchase.

Probably why I'm not married.

Being 19 might also have something to do with it.

Camshaft190 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:16

0

Lol that text got jobbed

(In response to iphone auto correction)

$kaycog > PS9 11/21/2013 at 17:17

0

That is hilarious! I love it and can't stop laughing! You funny, funny man!!!!

PS9 > Leadbull 11/21/2013 at 17:17

2

WOW dude, 'Probably why I'm not married.' is a stone-cold txt to send to your wife.

I've never seen this side of you, Leadbull. It's scaring me...

CAR_IS_MI > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:18

1

We don't have much soft or loose dirt out here, so mud is virtually non-existent. When I first moved out here I had a truck built for mudding, but could never use it, so when it rained I just found big puddles to go drive through (we have a lot of flash flooding), this became known as "flooding"

. . > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:22

0

Please don't. That'd be rude.

CounterTorqueSteer > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:23

0

Good luck: "No problem. We can practice Sunday morning. I'll get the set out soon."

gavinski91 > Camshaft190 11/21/2013 at 17:24

0

jobbed as in Steve Jobbed?

gavinski91 > My92SSEisn'taTardis 11/21/2013 at 17:25

0

Never had codeine. Getting pumped full of hydrocodone after getting my wisdom teeth removed was fun though. Assassins Creed never seemed so real...

gavinski91 > Tim (Fractal Footwork) 11/21/2013 at 17:25

0

something something just had sex something.

gavinski91 > ExecR 11/21/2013 at 17:26

1

Camshaft190 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:26

0

Right you are.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:29

0

Nope.

Leadbull > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:30

0

D > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:31

0

Meet me at cave

Leadbull > PS9 11/21/2013 at 17:32

0

Good.

Let the fear well up within your being.

Allow it to transform into profound respect.

Buy me the new Chevy Colorado.

The Enigmatic Zer0 > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:35

0

Good afternoon sir.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:36

0

"Ugh I have to buy a stupid key lame..."

This is after I told my friend that if he wanted Win7 instead of Win8 on his laptop, he would have to get a key.

thebigbossyboss > CounterTorqueSteer 11/21/2013 at 17:40

0

drummer in a band be textin you yo!

My92SSEisn'taTardis > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:43

0

Sving und ze missh

and yeah that would be fun only not Assassins Creed, Fable :p

CKeffer > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 17:50

0

Should be a pretty easy one to figure out.

Morgan 3wheeler!

KillerRaccoon - Group J's Sébastien Loeb > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 18:00

0

"Do we have studio class tonight?"

... huh. That's probably not to hard.

CounterTorqueSteer > thebigbossyboss 11/21/2013 at 19:11

0

Oooo, so close. Rhythm guitarist.

thebigbossyboss > CounterTorqueSteer 11/21/2013 at 19:21

0

Dayum. Oh well. I was on the right track.

Scary__goongala! > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 19:21

0

what do you want for dinner Friday night?

Supreme Kiwi Zorro > gavinski91 11/21/2013 at 19:44

0

A friend text messaged me this early morning with this text, "one lemon meringue pie with dark chocolate crust, please. I'll pick it up at your house tonight. Cheers."

Our friends and family send text messages to request bakery orders.

Rickscreename > gavinski91 11/22/2013 at 11:05

0

From a friend who is in Thailand with his wife at a yoga retreat...

Stuck in some fucking Yoga retreat with 40 mostly unattractive women (albeit they are in silence most of the day) in the worst MONSOON I have every seen (and I lived in Hong Kong for 3 months)

Twiggs and seeds to eat, not a drop of alcohol on the prison campus. Power lines down and roads mud holes

Power goes out constantly, internet is unreliable – staff does not speak english but smiles and nods and says yes to everything we say.

One decent massage without a happy ending

Dead Sober and my back hurts

Starting 28 hour journey home tomorrow morning 6 am your time