"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
11/21/2013 at 09:05 • Filed to: None
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"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
11/21/2013 at 09:05 • Filed to: None | 0
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I've been absolutely terrible these days! My bed is warm in the morning, my room isn't. My pillow feels awesome, standing up doesn't. You guys have any tricks you use to get out of bed in the morning?
PS: Oppo average age is now 27.48 with 130 entries
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:06 |
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Deadly vipers that have been pre-chilled. Too sluggish to bite, but make the bed colder than the room, and definitely incentivize you not to stay very long.
Jagvar
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:07 |
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There's always the old trick of putting the alarm clock on the other side of the room, so you have to get out of bed to shut it off.
getchapopcorn
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:08 |
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Change of attitude?
Tom McParland
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:08 |
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Put your alarm clock/phone or whatever you use on out of reach so you have to get up to turn it off, of course I don't follow this advice because my 13 month old is crying in the other room to be changed and fed. Or do you have an automatic coffee maker? When I did the smell would be a nice wake up, now I have a Keurig so that doesn't work anymore.
Cajun Ginger
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:08 |
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A very full bladder.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Cajun Ginger
11/21/2013 at 09:11 |
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Cool, I'll start drinking myself to sleep then. Throw up and go to work, forget my pants, get fired and stay in bed as long as I want. Thanks bro! Lol.
UserNotFound
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:14 |
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You need this alarm clock.
ttyymmnn
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:15 |
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You guys have any tricks you use to get out of bed in the morning?
Children. You've got to get some. More than one is better, twins are best. Either their crying to be fed/changed when they're babies, or they have to be at school. The payoff is when they're in about 2nd-5th grade, and they can't stop fucking with each other long enough to actually get ready for school. And then they bitch that they don't have enough time to play in the morning, even though I got them up an hour before they have to leave for school. Or else it's Saturday morning and you'd like to sleep in but you can't because the boys have gotten up on their own earlier than they ever would on a school day and you have to get up too because they're fighting about Minecraft or something equally stupid.
*deep breath*
Sorry. Another typical morning at my house.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> UserNotFound
11/21/2013 at 09:21 |
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Hahaha, fuck that.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Tom McParland
11/21/2013 at 09:22 |
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lol, I don't drink coffee...
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:24 |
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Hahaha, alright, someone's getting pregnant this weekend! I'll be sure to tell them too, so they know who can help them raise it, little will they know that this is an elaborate ploy to wake up in the morning.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:24 |
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Hahaha, alright, someone's getting pregnant this weekend! I'll be sure to tell them too, so they know who can help them raise it, little will they know that this is an elaborate ploy to wake up in the morning.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Jagvar
11/21/2013 at 09:24 |
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I've thought about doing this...
KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:45 |
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My thermostat has figured this out and has started running the heater for longer in the morning.
I think it's possessed.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
11/21/2013 at 09:48 |
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Why is it, when my thermostat is always set to 68, my bedroom is freezing when i wake up in the morning? If the darn thing were programmable, I'd totally have it blast some heat every morning, lol.
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KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/21/2013 at 09:50 |
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A cheapie programmable t-stat will help that problem.
Or you can spend wayyy too much money and add this:
Sethersm
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:50 |
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A dog can provide the same service by begging to go out and be fed. This comes at less expense and more convenience than children (dogs can be left at home alone for long periods of time... legally that is). Also, on days when you don't need to get up, like weekends for instance, once the dog goes out and eats you can go back to dreamland.
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Sethersm
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:51 |
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A dog can provide the same service by begging to go out and be fed. This comes at less expense and more convenience than children (dogs can be left at home alone for long periods of time... legally that is). Also, on days when you don't need to get up, like weekends for instance, once the dog goes out and eats you can go back to dreamland.
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Sethersm
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:51 |
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A dog can provide the same service by begging to go out and be fed. This comes at less expense and more convenience than children (dogs can be left at home alone for long periods of time... legally that is). Also, on days when you don't need to get up, like weekends for instance, once the dog goes out and eats you can go back to dreamland.
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Sethersm
> ttyymmnn
11/21/2013 at 09:52 |
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A dog can provide the same service by begging to go out and be fed. This comes at less expense and more convenience than children (dogs can be left at home alone for long periods of time... legally that is). Also, on days when you don't need to get up, like weekends for instance, once the dog goes out and eats you can go back to dreamland.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
11/21/2013 at 10:00 |
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One one of those wifi ones would be awesome. I fucking hate programming a thermostat, somehow they expect you to program with like two, maybe three buttons, i look at the instruction and go DAFUQ?