Not Enough Batshit

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
11/21/2013 at 04:28 • Filed to: None

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Sorry guys, but your crazypants hardtop convertible isn't crazy enough to warrant a $1M price tag. Rarity and exclusivity alone aren't enough to skyrocket a car's value, because some cars have those things because no one wants them. Like this thing.

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This interior does not befit a million dollar car. Hell, I'm not even sure it befits a $.01M car. You need to up the bat guano on this thing if you want to charge a million dollars for it. Namely;

->LS7x2; Two V8s, one front, one rear

-> Cheetah penis interior with tarantula silk covered steering wheel

-> Placenta sack gear shift with linkages lubbed with vaginal fluid.

-> Carbon fiber wheels with lighted inserts powered by crushed dreams

-> Oh, and maybe not basing it almost entirely off a Volvo C70. Or at least make it less blatent.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > PS9
11/21/2013 at 04:37

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In Volvos defence their interior is about 100x better looking than the sweet kit car.


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:10

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Charging 1mil for the car and puma cannot pay additional 4.84 dollars to activate tcfficeless...see for yourself! hahahhahahahah

puma-automobiles.com


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:11

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Kinja strikes again...and again


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:11

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Charging 1mil for the car and puma cannot pay additional 4.84 dollars to activate tcfficeless...see for yourself! hahahhahahahah

puma-automobiles.com


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:14

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Puma, Charging 1 Million dollars for a car, but they cannot pay $4.84 to re-host their website…priceless

Check it out for yourself!

www.puma-automobiles.com


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:14

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Kinja strikes again...and again


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:14

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Kinja strikes again...and again

www.puma-automobiles.com


Kinja'd!!! shinsen > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:15

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Kinja strikes again...and again


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > PS9
11/21/2013 at 07:42

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soooo much Volvo


Kinja'd!!! Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > PS9
11/21/2013 at 09:47

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This reminds me of that episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy when they set up their lemonade stand. They charge $100/glass. "If we sell just one glass, we'll be rich!"


Kinja'd!!! BarryDanger > PS9
11/21/2013 at 14:44

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You're giving this car too much credit, it's not even based on a new C70, its actually based on a 5 year old C70:

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Look at the goddamn belt line, its so painfully obvious!