"desertdog5051" (desertdog5051)
11/19/2013 at 20:49 • Filed to: None
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"desertdog5051" (desertdog5051)
11/19/2013 at 20:49 • Filed to: None | 3
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A friend in Canada sent me this joke. Here it is.
Subject: The Stud (Be careful what you wish for!)
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint
Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now,
but our computer's down.
You will have to go back to Earth for about a week,
but you can't go back as priests.
What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be
an an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains ."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first
priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment
and asks, "Will any of this week 'count'
St. Peter?" "
No I told you the computer's down, There's no way
we can keep track of what you are
doing."
In that case" says the second priest, I've
always wanted to be a stud.
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest
disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the
Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.
"Will you have any trouble locating them? he
asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter,
"He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with
the eagles.
But the second one could prove to be more
difficult."
Why asks the Lord
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan
The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
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