Can a Chevy Corsica deliver a knock out punch?

Kinja'd!!! "Joyrider" (joegoulet)
11/19/2013 at 10:03 • Filed to: Idiots, Cars fighting back

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The Chevy Corsica was never known for it power delivery when it was new. And you wouldn't think it was capable of knocking you out from its sheer brute strength.

But this Corsica has been ridden hard and put away wet and isn't gonna take shit from its owner when he forgets his keys inside.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Joyrider
11/19/2013 at 10:09

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The stress of the Steelers sucking is starting to get to everyone in Pittsburgh


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Joyrider
11/19/2013 at 10:16

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So is it cheaper to get a Corsica's window replaced than it is to call a locksmith?


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > The Ghost of Oppo
11/19/2013 at 10:17

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Times are getting tough in Pittsburgh! Maybe he put up his keys as collateral in a bet with his bookie!


Kinja'd!!! Joyrider > Jagvar
11/19/2013 at 10:19

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locksmith > window

...but locksmith < window + medical bills!


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Joyrider
11/19/2013 at 11:03

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I had one this exact color of blue.

Garbage that ran badly for 9 months but never left me stranded. Not bad for $500. I never locked it because there was never anything more valuable than a phone charger or pack of smokes inside.


Kinja'd!!! bhardoin > Joyrider
11/19/2013 at 11:52

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Dude... that looked like a freaking devastating hit to the head.