What is the Best Car for Bragging Rights?

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11/19/2013 at 09:19 • Filed to: Question Time, NISSAn GT-R, NISMO, supercars, Mercedes, E63, wagon, discussion, articles

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Some cars you buy for looks, some for comfort, and some you buy not because you will ever know their true capabilities but for the bragging rights to what it "could do." Of course bragging rights can come in several forms, top-speed, 0-60, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! So which car would you choose just to be the baddest in the land? Would you choose something from the factory, or would you have the tuners do their work?

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For me the answer is simple. I'd pick the E63 AMG S 4matic wagon, RS6 Avant not available in the US :(. I could brag that I can carry my family in comfort, not attract the unwanted attention of the 5.0, but still have the goods to run with the best of them.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 09:23

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Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > CalzoneGolem
11/19/2013 at 09:23

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That is an excellent choice.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 09:30

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Someone will eventually buy this, right?

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Right?


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 09:37

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To go completely meta:

My car.

Doesn't matter what it is, or how fast, or how good or bad.

It's mine, and you can't have it.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.....


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
11/19/2013 at 09:37

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Well played


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > m2m, apex detective
11/19/2013 at 09:40

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Becoming Jag CEO is your only hope of getting one, and maybe not even then if the BOD/Chairman doesn't like the idea of you being able to get one when they can't.


Kinja'd!!! 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 10:22

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It's the fastest
It's the most powerful
It's the most expensive

I don't think an owner has ever driven it faster than Beverly Hills traffic speed, though. Those that can afford it only use it to brag. Granted, there's a lot to brag about, but I think they should drive it the way it was meant to be driven.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 10:23

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As a pirate would say, Gee Tee Arrrrrr. If you want to one-up pretty much anyone with stats, it's about as good as it gets.


Kinja'd!!! efme > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 10:23

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I'm biased though..... so I somewhat agree.


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 10:45

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If you've got one of these things you're basically the king of every parking lot you pull into. Even in places like Monaco and Dubai you're the top dog.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
11/19/2013 at 10:45

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Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 10:46

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Dammit I was talking about this.


Kinja'd!!! Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him
11/19/2013 at 10:48

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DAMMIT KINJA

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Kinja'd!!! Senna_ > Tom McParland
11/19/2013 at 12:27

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nuff said

65 Dodge Coronet wagon, beige, with 600hp

http://bringatrailer.com/2013/11/13/600…


Kinja'd!!! Senna_ > Senna_
11/19/2013 at 12:29

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I like a lumpy idle


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist
11/23/2013 at 17:56

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Bugatti owner to his friends at the bar:
"My car has 2 W8 engines, 16 cylinders, 4 turbochargers, 10 radiators, 1000 horsepower, and a top speed of 253 mph. You're argument is invalid."


Kinja'd!!! lie2me > Tom McParland
11/24/2013 at 13:27

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um...

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