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Kinja'd!!! "Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
11/18/2013 at 18:31 • Filed to: Who the fuck are you?

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Hey, Does anyone know of any free sites that could be used to do a basic background check on someone?
I've suddenly got another "lost relative" that has popped up, but this one doesn't have the details right, so I want to check them out.


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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2013 at 18:33

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I think beenverified.com is one but I don't remember for sure. If it doesn't feel right chances are it isn't, but if you want to check it out, go for it.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2013 at 18:36

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If I have a long lost relative suddenly popping up asking me for money, they're not related to me.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/18/2013 at 18:42

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They haven't asked for anything....yet. I just want to find out a little more about them before I decide anything.


Kinja'd!!! Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2013 at 18:53

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I'm not sure, but couldn't the local police department help? They may charge but like I said, I'm not sure.

Edit: By the way, that tag is fucking hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
11/18/2013 at 19:11

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Thank you. That is my standard greeting when meeting someone new.


Kinja'd!!! joemcm > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2013 at 19:51

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The official McMullen protocol for "long lost relatives"

Rent/borrow a Benz

Pick up "relative"

Take them to a nice dinner

Drive to shitty part of town

Pull into an alley

Pull out .44

Instruct relative to, "go kick rocks" and peel off in a clowd of borrowed, expensive, German smoke.


Kinja'd!!! xx45xx > joemcm
11/19/2013 at 12:21

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same protocol as in oklahoma. except its not a benz, your relative might be someone you like, its catfish your eating, the part of town don't matter, and kicking rocks usually means selling meth