You guys thought the MGB ad was edgy? [NSFW]

Kinja'd!!! "Goshen, formerly Darkcode" (thedarkestofallcodes)
11/18/2013 at 10:34 • Filed to: NSFW, ADS

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NOOOOOOOOPE. It's not edgy at all. Not at all. Okay, it's actually pretty damn edgy, but this is my way of saying there's worse out there. Much worse. You guys have no idea. NSFW edgier ad after the jump.

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I did warn.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 10:42

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the most simple ad I have ever seen. It doesn't even need translation.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 10:47

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WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET A GT 380!?!?!?!?


Kinja'd!!! Destructive Tester > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 11:03

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I'm not sure of the effectiveness of that ad, I don't even know what they were trying to sell me.

I do really want to go to a Suzuki dealer though...


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Mattbob
11/18/2013 at 11:04

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Buy Motorcycle -> Receive boobs.


Kinja'd!!! Bruno Martini > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 11:21

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What the add says, women and bikes are all equal, however some are more equal than others.....


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > TheOnelectronic
11/18/2013 at 11:31

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pretty much.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 11:38

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Reminded me of the Vector W2 press shots. Featured in the past on this site.

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 11:57

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but awesome ad :]


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
11/18/2013 at 12:02

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There's an ad for the NSU Ro80 out there somewhere with a woman lifting her shirt to expose underboob and the "o" is around her bellybutton. Similar sort of ROTARY = TEH SEX advertising. Couldn't find it, though, and the British car mag I saw it in (I think Classic and Sports Car ~ May '96) is at home, so no scan.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi
11/18/2013 at 12:20

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I had one. Actually, I inherited it from my dad after he passed away, but he'd had it since I was a kid. Before this Suzuku he was a solid Harley/Triumph rider, but he got tired of having to repair them all the time and somehow got the idea to check out some other brands.

The GT-380 was a a great little 2-stroke clone of the Triumph triples of the time and they sounded great! Also, despite the small size, those bikes would SCREAM, certainly not for the meek. These were the little brother of the famous Suzuki 750 "Water Buffalo" but in my opinion it was a better bike.Lighter, faster and just seemed to have a little more personality.

If there was a downside to them it was that they were a bit of a pain to repair though when the SIX carbs (2 carb/cyl) would go out of sync. Other than that not a bad bike in regards to reliability. I ended up having to get rid of it several years ago because the parts were made pretty much of unobtainium and this was a bit before the recent interest in restoring Japanese classic bikes became a thing. Parts might be a little easier to source now....

Someday if I can find one in decent shape, I might get it and redo it to look like dad's old bike just kind of as a little rolling memorial to him.

I reward you this great sound for bringing back some good memories for me.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/18/2013 at 12:23

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Thanks for sharing that and the vid! I can't see myself on such a small bike though, so I'll have to find another topless girl-magnet.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Party-vi
11/18/2013 at 12:41

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Like I said, don't let the size fool you a 2-stroke 380 is a beast in disguise.