Can anybody guess what this is supposed to be?

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11/15/2013 at 16:15 • Filed to: Please

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Kinja'd!!! lepie > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:16

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Trick question ...


Kinja'd!!! 505 - morphine not found > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:17

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Not pictured: manual shifter...?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:18

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Some form of brown Mazda Miata diesel wagon?


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:18

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A brown diesel RWD wagon with a miata front an a FRS back


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:20

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mazda 6 wagon with MX5 front, brown, tdi. Why not skyactive diesel?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:22

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A picture?


Kinja'd!!! lepie > 505 - morphine not found
11/15/2013 at 16:23

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*implied


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:25

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THE BEST CAR EVER


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > 505 - morphine not found
11/15/2013 at 16:27

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Troll bait, is actually a CVT fwd variant with color change chameleon paint.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:28

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A TSX wagon with TDI stickers? Because they add 40 mpg


Kinja'd!!! 505 - morphine not found > lepie
11/15/2013 at 16:33

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Yeah, well Mazda does make a diesel manual 6 wagon, only drawback, it's FWD. And maybe that the gas engine is better. Yes really, and in real driving conditions doesn't even consume more. Seems the low-compression diesel tech has one drawback, it eats more diesel.....


Kinja'd!!! 505 - morphine not found > RickyD
11/15/2013 at 16:34

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Mazda does not make CVT, at least not in the 6.

#oramimissingthejoke


Kinja'd!!! brakesnow > HammerheadFistpunch
11/15/2013 at 16:37

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looks more like an RX8 front to me


Kinja'd!!! lepie > 505 - morphine not found
11/15/2013 at 16:39

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Not necessarily a trait of lower compression diesels perse, but more of the emissions systems. DPF isn't very fuel friendly with it's regen cycles, and all the other things such as EGR, PCV, swirl flaps, etc choking them to death isn't going to help.

Most of all, it's the gearing, though. People don't like lazy long gearing, because it isn't very sporty, but ... it works much better with diesels.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:41

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Oh, I know. It's more like a hieroglyph than a picture really.

In english, it says, "NO CAN HAZ DUMB 'MURICANZ, LOLOLOL YOU MAD BRO?!" It's only really effective against native speakers of the zoom-zoom dialect, who mostly reside on Mazda forums.


Kinja'd!!! VinceYoungSuicideDoors > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 16:43

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Where are the pop-up headlamps?


Kinja'd!!! 505 - morphine not found > lepie
11/15/2013 at 17:04

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I don't think you're right. The gearing isn't especially short, and all the other modern diesels get the same chocking stuff in there (+ adblue if they want to comply with Euro6) and they still manage to eat less. The skyactive D is one of, if not the smoothest 4cyl diesel to be had today, it's also quite rev-happy (for a diesel), but consumption isn't it's strongest point, and i don't see any other meaningful difference compared to other Euro6 diesels to answer for this, only the compression.


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > 505 - morphine not found
11/15/2013 at 17:12

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But if the donor engine is VW TDI, why couldn't they raid the Chrysler bin for a beautiful CVT


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 17:17

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Needs more NA Miata. Because pop-ups.


Kinja'd!!! NoahthePorscheGuy > Bandit
11/15/2013 at 18:02

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Mazda 6 back


Kinja'd!!! NoahthePorscheGuy > Blondude
11/15/2013 at 18:03

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couldn't find a good picture to base the front off of. I'm not good enough yet to be able and take a bad photo and make this.


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 18:06

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Miata turbo diesel wagon?

No no the ultimate jalop car?


Kinja'd!!! BrownMiataDieselWagon > NoahthePorscheGuy
11/15/2013 at 18:38

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BROWNMIATADIESELWAGON