Bad Joke Thursday

Kinja'd!!! "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
11/14/2013 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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[This one was told to me by a Japanese engineer I worked with at a major Japanese electronics company back when we were still worried about the Y2K bug ending humanity. We were very drunk. I was so drunk, I actually sang Kenny Rogers' The Gambler in front of a kereoke bar full of people ... who were also mostly drunk]

"What happens when a Japanese man with an erection walks into a sliding glass door?"

"He breaks his nose."


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Brian, The Life of
11/14/2013 at 15:42

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So you were Brian, the life of the party?


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/14/2013 at 15:47

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No. I was Brian, the drunk Gaijin, singer of catchy Gaijin county song.

At least they gave me a round of applause ... NTM another round.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Brian, The Life of
11/14/2013 at 15:49

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"What happens when a Japanese man with an erection walks into a sliding glass door?"

They move onto the next stage of the game show.


Kinja'd!!! Sethersm > davedave1111
11/14/2013 at 16:19

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Which if I know anything at all about Japanese game shows, it involves a blow the the erect man's testicles.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Brian, The Life of
11/15/2013 at 01:03

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That's supposed to be a Jewish joke


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > 911e46z06
11/15/2013 at 01:18

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It's funnier in the context of the Japanese male anatomical stereotype.