![]() 11/14/2013 at 15:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
[This one was told to me by a Japanese engineer I worked with at a major Japanese electronics company back when we were still worried about the Y2K bug ending humanity. We were very drunk. I was so drunk, I actually sang Kenny Rogers' The Gambler in front of a kereoke bar full of people ... who were also mostly drunk]
"What happens when a Japanese man with an erection walks into a sliding glass door?"
"He breaks his nose."
![]() 11/14/2013 at 15:42 |
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So you were Brian, the life of the party?
![]() 11/14/2013 at 15:47 |
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No. I was Brian, the drunk Gaijin, singer of catchy Gaijin county song.
At least they gave me a round of applause ... NTM another round.
![]() 11/14/2013 at 15:49 |
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"What happens when a Japanese man with an erection walks into a sliding glass door?"
They move onto the next stage of the game show.
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Which if I know anything at all about Japanese game shows, it involves a blow the the erect man's testicles.
![]() 11/15/2013 at 01:03 |
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That's supposed to be a Jewish joke
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It's funnier in the context of the Japanese male anatomical stereotype.