Jokes in Real Life

Kinja'd!!! "Jagvar" (Jagvar)
11/14/2013 at 11:31 • Filed to: Bad Joke Thursday

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&Ms factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 11:32

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I thought it was because she kept slowing down the production line trying to read each piece?


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > William Byrd
11/14/2013 at 11:34

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No, she was just horribly unprofessional. She also had a bit of a drug problem.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 11:37

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

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The Holocaust.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > davedave1111
11/14/2013 at 11:39

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Beat ya to it, my friend. Posted that one to oppo a few minutes ago. ;)


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 11:40

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We've just crossed again - I just replied to your other post saying the same thing :)


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 12:07

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oh, sounds like they were better off without her.

Unless she was hot.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 12:29

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You know what's the real joke?

There is no brown M&M character.

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Racist as fuck.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jagvar
11/14/2013 at 12:51

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Because she kept putting the w's on upside-down?


Kinja'd!!! 535xi > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
11/14/2013 at 15:50

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But there are in fact brown M&Ms!

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Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > 535xi
11/14/2013 at 15:52

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Precisely!


Kinja'd!!! GucciMane > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
11/15/2013 at 02:40

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they're all brown underneath brah..