"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/14/2013 at 11:29 • Filed to: None | 4 | 8 |
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
/don't take this personally
William Byrd
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 11:31 | 0 |
Don't worry! Aside from Stef, we don't have any women on Oppo!
Jagvar
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 11:32 | 2 |
Pfft. Helen Keller can't drive because she's dead.
Nibby
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 11:34 | 3 |
Have you ever seen a picture of Helen Keller's family?
Neither has she.
davedave1111
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 11:35 | 2 |
Wait, was Hellen Keller Saudi?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> William Byrd
11/14/2013 at 11:35 | 1 |
There are like two others....
Jayhawk Jake
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 11:40 | 3 |
That's my go to terrible joke.
Here's one I just learned:
Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs
William Byrd
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/14/2013 at 12:08 | 1 |
Allegedly.
William Byrd
> Jayhawk Jake
11/14/2013 at 12:14 | 0 |
That's pretty good.
Also "Altimeter's don't come in braile"