Why I fucking hate deer

"Just wear your damn mask..." (jimal) 11/13/2013 at 20:38 • Filed to: None

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Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 20:39

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Well fuck. That'll buff out...with a new front end?

TheOnelectronic > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 20:40

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Oh deer.

Takuro Spirit > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 20:40

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STUPID FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER DEER

I've seen more in the past week than I usually see all season... its starting to creep me out.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Takuro Spirit 11/13/2013 at 20:47

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I see you are a Louie CK fan.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 20:48

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We hit one in our Honda Pilot last year

We clipped it doing around 30... broke the bumper, fender, headlight, foglight, AC condensor, cracked the windshield, and broke the washer fluid holder.. it sucked!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheOnelectronic 11/13/2013 at 20:50

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You may want to high-tail it out of here after that one

Takuro Spirit > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/13/2013 at 20:54

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But it was funny doe.

Just wear your damn mask... > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/13/2013 at 20:57

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They were probably doing 60 when she saw the deer in the dark. Threshold braking wasn't enough and with traffic in the lane next to her a lane toss was out of the question. It got the hood, rad support, a/c condenser, at least one of the fenders, the grille. A real mess.

oldirtybootz > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 21:02

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That sucks man. Tis' the season though. A guy I work with hit one a week or so ago. It did a decent job on his Alero.

area man > Takuro Spirit 11/13/2013 at 21:02

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Hunting regulations have allowed the deer population to explode across the country over the last 20-30 years. That article is over 15 years old, and their numbers have only increased since then.

zadtheinhaler > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 21:09

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Yup, a 200lb deer can do a fuck of a lot of damage. Hope every one is OK!

Just wear your damn mask... > zadtheinhaler 11/13/2013 at 21:16

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Everyone is fine, thanks.

hike > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 11/13/2013 at 21:16

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Well I feel lucky. I hit one a couple years back and only cracked the grill and bent the hood in a little. It was good in was paying attention because the Damn thing popped out from around a blind corner and I somehow got from 40 to below twenty. I didn't kill the thing either, but wish I did. I hate them.

desertdog5051 > Takuro Spirit 11/13/2013 at 21:18

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Now, now, Takuro, we don't need any racist deer stuff. :)

CounterTorqueSteer > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 21:19

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I feel your pain buddy. I had the car for two weeks.

desertdog5051 > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 21:22

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It must suck to be a deer. "every year when I get all horny, and all I want to do is have sex, these people come out of the woodwork and start shooting at me".

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 21:26

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I hit a Deer on my DRZ400 on a trail ride, luckily I was only going like 15 mph maybe, but still... A deer + a bike = ow

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > hike 11/13/2013 at 22:02

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We were up in NJ driving through a neighborhood. We even took the longer, more lit way to avoid a deer. Blind corner going about 30, damn thing pops right out. Almost made it too as you can see. He cleared the passenger side (where he came from) and the front. We hit the brakes too late and he was smacked and ran over. Died while limping back to the woods where he came from.

Really scary. It is this ginat thud and you know you cannot stop. Horrible.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Takuro Spirit 11/13/2013 at 22:04

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Good points!

D > Takuro Spirit 11/13/2013 at 22:08

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November is when deer mate, so they kind of get retarded this time of the year.

MBG141 > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 22:24

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One of my classmates in my Chem I class hit a deer while she was making her way to college class this morning. She smacked it doin' about 65 mi/h on I-75 just north of Knoxville, TN. She spun out, landed in the ditch, and her '98 Civic is totaled.

Don't worry, she's okay. She just suffered a few bruises.

JGrabowMSt > Just wear your damn mask... 11/13/2013 at 23:41

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Just last week for me...the fucker did approximately $100 of damage for every mph I was traveling. The real killer was all the damage you can't see. Only "most" of the damage was cosmetic (fender/bumper/headlight/hood) but the axle has some pretty serious damage, and was only really "drivable" in terms of getting it on/off the tow truck and parking it in front of my house.

Stay safe out there..

fink stinger > Just wear your damn mask... 11/14/2013 at 08:31

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Klingons fucking hate deer? I don't get it