The Miata is a girl's car.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/13/2013 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

We all know it is. It is cool if you're driving a girl's car. Just get over it.

DISCUSSION (14)

joemcm > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 15:47

Kinja'd!!!

No? As a 19-year-old guy, I have an idea of what girls are into these days and I'll tell you for a fact it's not minimalist convertibles. They like a premium brand, a sense of security and tinted windows, ideal for texting and driving. I give you the RX350, the ultimate girls car.

CalzoneGolem > joemcm
11/13/2013 at 15:47

That's clearly not a car.

lepie > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 15:50

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 15:50

Also, the New Beetle's both generations, girls cars.

MIATAAAA > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 15:53

This should be COTD.

I didn't even see it coming. But it was so good. You made my day Mr. Calzone.

joemcm > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 15:54

Four wheels, engine, metal, makes noise and takes you places... I'd say that's a car bud.

Okay, I get it, it's a fucking crossover. Same thing as a car, just with added suck. My point is girls don't want Miatas. They're not girl cars. Just because it's small, happy looking and not particularly powerful doesn't make it girly hoss. Anybody who's even remotely observant will see (at least in my area) almost exclusively men in Miatas.
Girls tend to drive crossovers. CR-Vs, Escapes, RX350s, Highlanders and all the other boring crossovers I neglected to mention.

CalzoneGolem > joemcm
11/13/2013 at 15:58

You look at a Miata and you know it is a girl's car. It doesn't matter whether or not girls are driving them.

MIATAAAA > CalzoneGolem
11/13/2013 at 16:00

Ummmm... The Miata is definitely a girl's car.

It's weird that people tell themselves otherwise. Stop lying to yourselves.

CalzoneGolem > MIATAAAA
11/13/2013 at 16:02

I'm with ya bud.

Being great to drive and awesome on a track does not make it not a girl's car.