If BMW series < 5 then Sexy()

Kinja'd!!! "Bakkster, touring car driver" (Bakkster)
11/12/2013 at 22:28 • Filed to: bmw

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Else Fugly()


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/12/2013 at 22:32

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If car = 5seriesgt
5seriesgt = burn


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/12/2013 at 22:55

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Make that a <=, son.


Kinja'd!!! HiredHand > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/12/2013 at 23:22

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If BMW Model Year <= 1991 then Sexy.


Kinja'd!!! RickyD > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/13/2013 at 00:28

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If BMW = E39 than awesome.

If E39=S62b50(cylx8) then we can surmise that 2(275/35/18) will be shredded.


Kinja'd!!! ASheep > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/13/2013 at 03:35

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There's one exception to that rule: E31 8 Series.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Bakkster, touring car driver
11/13/2013 at 06:42

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But...the new 1-series looks like they hooked the old 1-series up to a compressor and inflated it. Oh, and added more boring tail-lights.

It's bulbous.