Roombas, cat fountains, foot massagers, and WAT?????

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
11/12/2013 at 19:49 • Filed to: Morgan

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The Hammacher Schlemmer Last Minute Gift 2013 catalog came today! The Hammacher Schlemmer Last Minute Gift 2013 catalog came today! The Hammacher Schlemmer Last Minute Gift 2013 catalog came today!

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The Authentic Morgan Three-Wheeler.

This is the authentic Morgan Three-Wheeler manufactured by Morgan Motor Company in Malvern Link, England, birthplace of the original in 1909. A modern manifestation of motoring's halcyon days, this rear-wheel drive vehicle seats its driver and passenger within an aerodynamic aluminum "bullet" hull and a padded leather aircraft-style cockpit. Powered by a 2.0 liter, 80-hp S&S V-twin engine that provides 4 1/2-second 0-60 mph acceleration and a top speed of 115 mph, it provides superior track and hill performance with the classic growl of a bygone era without the temperamental performance of cars from the period. Unlike vehicles that mollycoddle drivers with power steering or automatic transmission, this one provides yesteryear's thrilling experience of applying effort when gripping the leather-clad wheel or engaging the manual brakes. Its 5-speed manual transmission provides reliable downshifting and its rugged front tires grip the road for precise cornering. Meeting U.S. motortricycle classification, its 94" wheel base results in little to no body roll during turns - rollbars and seat belts provide additional safety measures. Choice of eight colors and two leather styles. Special conditions and guarantee limitations apply. 127" L x 56" W x 39" H. (1,200 lbs.)

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Shamoononon drives like a farmer > McMike
11/12/2013 at 19:53

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for some reason I couldn't comment on another post.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > McMike
11/12/2013 at 19:54

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Big words make you seem higher class. It's a fact.


Kinja'd!!! Ghost Dog - For the kittens > McMike
11/12/2013 at 19:55

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I can hear the conversation now...

Exec to Charles Morgan on not wanting to find new and innovative ways to market the car: "If you're not going to help take this company into the 21st century, then we'll find a way without you."


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > McMike
11/12/2013 at 19:59

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Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > McMike
11/12/2013 at 20:05

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How would one wrap a gift like this? Large box?


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/12/2013 at 20:08

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We're going to need a bigger tree....


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > McMike
11/12/2013 at 20:15

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He'll get right on it


Kinja'd!!! Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey
11/12/2013 at 20:17

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KINJA'D Imagine Clark Griswold there.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > McMike
11/12/2013 at 20:50

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Ham Schlem always cracks me up. But that Morgan takes the cake for coolest gift from them ever! And did you know that Ham Schelm will return ANYTHING at anytime if you don't like it. We prolly returned 3 Roombas before giving up. I wonder if you can buy the Morgan, hoon it for a bit then be like "Mmm it's not really my style, I'd like a refund."