Description of Pure Gold

"RaymondStantz" (RaymondStantz) 11/12/2013 at 16:55 • Filed to: UsedCarHorror, Toyota, Solara, advert

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I was derping on Cars.com today when I found this little gem. The description is just pure comedic gold on this thing:

Selling Points: This is a 2002 Toyota Solara sport 2.2 4cyl engine. This car is a very rare model and only few were built back then. this is a sport utility model combined with an i4 inline cylinder engine to give pure beauty. It is fast, stylish and yet an incredible gas saver. it has the following features; Sarona full bodykit Cold air intake 8000k front Hid lights 10000k LED lights5000k HID back up lightsAll round tintBlack stock rimsBlinking red LED tire lightsDual Magnaflow mufflerApple ipod dash display with xm 1000 radioLowering springsRacing breaksand many more. come test drive this "machine"asking $5,000obo.For more pics, info or test drive contact me

I've even listed a lovely photo of the full advert above. I don't normally condone making fun of folks, but this ad was just too great not to share.

exizeo - still loving fourza > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 16:57

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Sport utility?

Nibbles > exizeo - still loving fourza 11/12/2013 at 17:00

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Fucker's sittin on a Land Cruiser frame

DoktorZombie > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:01

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You had me at "rare".

exizeo - still loving fourza > Nibbles 11/12/2013 at 17:01

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#gottabePIMP

SaabLife, because Gripen > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:04

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MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:05

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I need the moneyTo buy a friend an 11 secondCar that I owe himWill also trade forBeer

Squid > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:17

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whats "springsRacing Breaksand?" Does it mean it breaks down while racing on the sand in the spring time?

Nothing > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:22

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My neighbor has a Solara convertible. He considers it an exotic car, he doesn't drive it, and thinks it's worth more than he paid for it new in 2002. His buddy had a Camry, and offered to do his oil change for him...he said "I don't own a Camry, I have a Solara and it takes exclusive oil from the dealership."

Nibbles > Squid 11/12/2013 at 17:30

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SpringsRacing brand Brake Sand. Sorry for the typos. It's a race additive they put in the brake booster. They use it in F1 cars. When you hit the brakes, instead of just spraying the discs with fluid (like normal brakes do), the additive flows through the brake injector along with the fluid and helps you stop faster. Expensive upgrade. It's what makes the discs glow.

Milky > RaymondStantz 11/12/2013 at 17:35

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See, we all know a shitty car when we see one. But I can never understand what these people are thinking. Someone actually thinks this thing is awesome & "fast" with its 2.2l engine, CAI, and magna flow exhaust.

I cant ..... I just ..... my brain hurts.