Introducing the new ALL NEW Model S Road Debris Protection System

"DCCARGEEK" (dccargeek)
11/11/2013 at 14:28 • Filed to: Tesla, Hyundai

Yesterday I shared !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on the Tesla fires and one commenter made a suggestion for how to resolve this: a front end accessory .

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With a little help from Hyundai's Zombie Car, (Thanks Hyundai!) I give you the new Model S Road Debris Protection System.

DISCUSSION (10)

Mattbob > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 14:30

I feel like the spikes kind of do the opposite of what you want happening.

DCCARGEEK > Mattbob
11/11/2013 at 14:33

The spikes are to keep debris from going up into the windshield. The debris strikes the bottom of the .... Oh, shit. That's right. This is all for FUN.

Gheez.

Mattbob > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 14:35

Since when is "fun" a good excuse for terrible ideas?

DCCARGEEK > Mattbob
11/11/2013 at 14:36

Please tell me why the spikes are a bad idea? Wouldn't they presumably 'catch' anything that you strike?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 14:43

Perfect for Deer kebabs too!

Mattbob > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 14:47

first off, I was joking with the last comment, way to go. Secondly if you put something in front of a vehicle to deflect debris, it should deflect it, not catch it. I am at work and tired. this is dumb. Grumble grumble grumble

DCCARGEEK > Mattbob
11/11/2013 at 14:56

If I've collected it I can remove it from the roadway so that no one else can hit it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 15:36

So, it's like a car bra, but missing the top, is lower, stiff, and with spikes.

An S&M corset for cars, or as one might say a carset.

Sir Halffast > DCCARGEEK
11/11/2013 at 16:30

So it's basically the Walking Dead Hyundai.

evopilot > DCCARGEEK
11/12/2013 at 10:23

Needs much longer spikes and one in the center that is self scraping (so you do not have to get out). Those small spikes would just piss zombies / bikers / pedestrians off.