God help me.

"nippon" (nipponbanzai) 11/10/2013 at 11:50 • Filed to: None

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I'm looking for tips and advice on talking to Women....on Jezebel.
Have a Subie.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:52

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Let me know if you find anything out besides:

Step one: Drink

Step two: ????

Step three: Profit

For Sweden > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:52

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Context needed.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:53

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Lost cause. But if you must, just pretend to love Rachel Maddow.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:56

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Jezebel?

Nope...

Nope...

The Transporter > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:56

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My advice? Don't.

That'll solve all of your problems.

dogisbadob > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:58

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My advice:

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More Power!!and also some brakes. > nippon 11/10/2013 at 11:59

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Get out of there man!!

nippon > For Sweden 11/10/2013 at 11:59

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Really, there is no any. Google took me there and i realized where I am a bit too late.
Started out with this...
http://jezebel.com/5981581/how-to…
Before I got to the end of it my head almost exploded.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Cajun Ginger > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:00

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You're going to need to be a little more specific.

nippon > dogisbadob 11/10/2013 at 12:00

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I didn't. No times are that desperate...

nippon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/10/2013 at 12:02

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That pretty much sums it up.
Oh and they also have articles about bleaching vaginas and other weird stuff like that.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:04

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Cajun Ginger > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:08

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Which part(s)?

If it was the comments, that's a lost cause.

nippon > Cajun Ginger 11/10/2013 at 12:16

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First and second, cafe and the street was the part i was interested in. Was .
Comments turned into a gender war for no reason.

Cajun Ginger > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:22

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Hey look! You're talking to a jezzie. ;) actually I'm more of a groupthinker.

The comments on Jezebel frequently do descend into the ridiculous.

If you have any questions about women I can give you this one woman's answers.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:30

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Flak vest? check

Protective cup? Check

Go forth and conquer my friend!

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 11/10/2013 at 12:32

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actually, on a practical note, if you can watch SyFi's fangasm, I think it's around the 4th episode, they have Arianne Grande (sp?) on a guest. She takes one of the guys out for drinks, and plays wingman for him. Gives him some good advice.

Suuuubaru > nippon 11/10/2013 at 12:41

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No need for that Jalopnik/Oppo can provide all the help you need to be attractive to women:

BUY:

Miata

Volvo

MGB

vintage Mercedes

DON'T BUY:

Subaru

Lifted Truck

Fourth Gen Firebird

modded Honda Civic

What to do with it:

visit Starbucks

Go to a local Indie band's concert

What not to do with it:

burnouts

street racing

visiting a dive bar

going to see Metallica in concert

nippon > Suuuubaru 11/10/2013 at 12:50

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But...but i like Subaru. Girls here like Subaru.
My ex once told me that if i buy Mercedes W123( IT WAS A 300TD! ) that she will cut off my manhood.
Good thing she's an ex now.

aquila121 > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 11/10/2013 at 12:51

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Just took a peek, I think you're talking about episode 2 with Adrianne Curry. It's on Hulu, if people want to give it a watch.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > aquila121 11/10/2013 at 12:53

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I remembered the name probably just as the edit timer died. Grande is the girl from Nickelodeon...

nippon > Cajun Ginger 11/10/2013 at 13:04

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I was just wondering whats the general policy on such stuff.
Sometimes on my way to home i see this girl that's cute and seems interesting, actually lately it often happens to me that i see some random girl in the bus/street/around university that seems really interesting.

And i was wondering if i'm gonna get a restraining order or her actual number if i just approach her with something like: "Hey, im sorry i dont usually do that, but you're cute and i was wondering..."

aquila121 > nippon 11/10/2013 at 13:06

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Holy hell—I followed the link you posted (caution), read the article (not awful, more focused on "What creeps think is okay when trying to talk to/hit on a woman—don't do this"), then glanced at the comments (BIG MISTAKE). The sheer quantity of responses for any one conversation is staggering; someone mentions 'but if you're too nice you get friend-zoned,' and there are 925 responses . Not trying to bring those debates over here, but shit ...

Cajun Ginger > nippon 11/10/2013 at 13:12

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Well approaching a girl and pointing out her appearance has pretty good odds of getting you shut down.

In general the thought is if you try to ask out a complete stranger that it is based on appearance rather than on her as a person because how do you know anything about her as a person? So she will automatically feel like she's being treated like a piece of meat.

Now if she has a backpack you can talk to her about school. The idea is you find something not about physical appearance but also not so personal that it seems like you're gathering stalker data. She has an umbrella? Then "oh. Is it supposed to rain today?"

Start small.

Cajun Ginger > aquila121 11/10/2013 at 13:22

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DO NOT GO DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE.

When I comment on something on gt and it gets fp'ed I'm always ah damn. It means weeks of notifications.

Cajun Ginger > Suuuubaru 11/10/2013 at 13:30

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Or you find a woman that likes beer and dive bars. But I'm with you on the no lifted trucks thing.

Barbarian772 > Suuuubaru 11/10/2013 at 13:30

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Forget everything and do this:

BITCHES LOVE DONUTS

anonsagainstanonymous > nippon 11/10/2013 at 13:52

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I think the biggest one I can think of is: Be honest. Just... be honest. Whether you're looking for casual sexytiems or a lasting relationship.

(I love in the comments on that article, people talking about how they can instantly tell whether they want to have a romantic relationship with a man and therefore, it's creepy when men make a move after having known them for a while instead of right away, and then complain about men who are interested in women in a sexual way rather than for a serious relationship.)

Dusty Ventures > Cajun Ginger 11/10/2013 at 14:18

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I think I've met a grand total of two girls who liked lifted trucks. Though if you lump desert trucks in with lifted trucks, there's a surprisingly large contingent.

Burrito de EJ25 > nippon 11/10/2013 at 15:47

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Here's some advice for you, and some of the jerks in here: Sympathy, respect.

It's not that hard.

TheOnelectronic > nippon 11/10/2013 at 20:36

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The best advice for talking to women is the same for dealing with Bears. Namely, they're just as afraid as you are.

I've noticed (as a dude) that people will greet me, or say some simple thing, and I'm so nervous about how to respond, that my reaction seems stand-offish or curt. Made me think about how I interpret other people's responses.

Then again, I've been single for like 4 years, so maybe don't take my advice.

Suuuubaru > nippon 11/10/2013 at 22:32

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Really? She wasn't worth it then. Anyway, reason I put Subaru on there is my sister tells me that my outback is a chick repellent. I love Subies, but styling isn't really their strong point

Suuuubaru > Dusty Ventures 11/10/2013 at 22:34

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But really, who doesn't think desert trucks are cool?

Dusty Ventures > Suuuubaru 11/10/2013 at 22:39

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Suuuubaru > Dusty Ventures 11/11/2013 at 12:24

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good point