Justice Prevails

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 11/08/2013 at 18:55 • Filed to: None

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No escaping the long arm of the law.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 11/08/2013 at 18:56

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Saw that on twitter xD

A caption should say "Light skinned niggas be like"

It was on Shit Pussies Say Twitter.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 11/08/2013 at 18:59

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This is what happens when you let Clint Eastwood work as your librarian.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 11/08/2013 at 19:02

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I must admit, I have broken a bit of a sweat reading this. How long until the police knock on my door?

For Sweden > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 11/08/2013 at 19:03

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He failed the paper bag test. He has no one to blame but himself.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/08/2013 at 19:07

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I know what you're thinking: "Did I return six books or only five" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > For Sweden 11/08/2013 at 19:08

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I feel like I need to ask the paper bag test....Just so I'm sure I'm not just being racist and I'm being correct...

For Sweden > Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT 11/08/2013 at 19:11

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The abridged version is that a person's skin is compared to a paper bag. If it's lighter/darker, they're a bad person.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > For Sweden 11/08/2013 at 19:14

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Ahh, okay, I figured that what it was.

I'm not sure if my grandmother's racism rubbed off, or what...

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 11/08/2013 at 19:18

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Lol, this comment wins comment of the decade. I didn't know you were such an avid reader, Harry. Besides, it was all years ago... Oh, but damn, that doesn't help in this situation. (See how they try to get you?)

My other overdue is at school where the librarian is the coldest-seeming woman you will ever meet. I realized I had the book with me, left inconspicuously with her watching me, heard the beeping, and ran like hell.

TurboSloth > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 11/08/2013 at 19:43

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When Harry knocks on your door looking for a book, you give him all your books.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TurboSloth 11/08/2013 at 19:48

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Especially Plays With Cars by Doug DeMuro.

Mazarin > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 11/08/2013 at 19:51

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Perhaps he was drawing pee-pees and wee-wees on them.