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11/08/2013 at 12:38 • Filed to: lolcars

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Stanceworks is at it !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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DISCUSSION (35)


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:39

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Too much camber on the rear tire, but other than that it doesn't look bad.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:41

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Kinja'd!!! oldirtybootz > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:42

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Every time a car is stanced, God kills a kitten.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:43

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Should there be a DS rear grafted on here?


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:45

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Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:45

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hate me, but i like every single one of them. I wonder what people from before the 60's would think of the whole lowering thing...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem
11/08/2013 at 12:46

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It looks pixels.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 12:47

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die.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 12:47

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I think they're hilarious. I also love that some people think they're real. A testament to SW's trolling skills.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:47

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Fucking die. FUCKING DIE.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > TheOnelectronic
11/08/2013 at 12:47

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There's nothing like being completely unusable!


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:48

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Digital? Thank the lord.

Still. Fucking die.


Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
11/08/2013 at 12:48

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have fun, live a little.

Its so impractical its desirable.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
11/08/2013 at 12:48

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C'mon, dude. These are fucking funny.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:49

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Kinja'd!!! SPNKiX > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:49

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Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:50

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hahaha, they are rather good edits. My one complain would be the use of the same wheels in multiple shots.

Now what would be really funny if you go back and show these edits to the original people behind the photos. Id really want to see their reaction to this.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 12:50

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Impracticality in and of itself means nothing.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 12:51

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That big white Caddy... I want it to be real. It is so perfect.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:51

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Corvair? Sure. Plenty of lowriders have been there/done that.

The Alfa? Nah.

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:52

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They're the ultimate trolls. How do you piss off car guys? By screwing up great cars, in real life of merely digitally. It's a brilliant troll move.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:52

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The olds cutlass wagon actually looks good if it had a bit less camber and a smidge more ground/wheel clearance. Then it would look driveably badass and it would be epic win. Sadly that much rear camber leads to epic fail.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > duurtlang
11/08/2013 at 12:52

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Skills: they has them.


Kinja'd!!! phenotyp > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
11/08/2013 at 12:53

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The big white Caddy is perfection.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:54

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I wonder why people like this. I can't really figure what's appealing about it. There must be something appealing! Many people are doing it and it's spreading everywhere! But why?

I mean... it's like those Sarouel Pants . Who the hell thought it was a good idea to wear trousers that look like you didn't make it to the toilet in time?


Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
11/08/2013 at 12:55

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exactly! These cars have no purpose. But they create such extreme emotions!


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:56

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We need to go like them animal rescuer reality shows and take that Alfa out of their abusive home.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 12:56

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You can argue the "merits" of trolling (of which there are few-to-none), but the reactions in that Speeddoucher article indicate that these things are very real possibilities, and I think that's cause for government intervention of the nuclear variety.


Kinja'd!!! zadtheinhaler > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 12:57

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I'm looking through them now, and the only one I really don't like is the Ferrari - that's really the only one truly ruined by the look. Some of the german iron looks pretty spiffy, and I'm not that much of a fan of the uber-camber look. In fact, the Alfa in the lede image would look 100x better with the wheels straightened up, and that's all it would need.


Kinja'd!!! Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 13:04

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didn't the lowrider style appear in the 60s?

*edit yes it did in the 50s to 60s


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > MountainCommand
11/08/2013 at 13:06

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Yeah, I actually dig the Alfa.

The rest don't really do anything for me. Don't really think they're funny or hideous though. Just somebody else's style.


Kinja'd!!! Bird > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 14:33

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I love how a rendering can incite comments telling people to fucking die....oh wait no that's sad...


Kinja'd!!! djmanila > phenotyp
11/08/2013 at 14:57

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I like the Watanabes


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
11/08/2013 at 19:22

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You would probably also find that a GT3 car would be completely unusable on real-world roads, but does that make it terrible? It think it looks aesthetically nice; while that's always subjective, its functionality is irrelevant to that point.


Kinja'd!!! MountainCommand > Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos
11/08/2013 at 21:23

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yes, however, not in the numbers we see them today.