Automotive Oxymorons

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 11/07/2013 at 12:23 • Filed to: None

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What is the ultimate automotive oxymoron?

Luxury Geo Prism
Fast Prius
Reliable Oldsmobile Diesel
Exotic Toyota Camry
Large Fiat
Rust free OBS F-Series

Party-vi > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:24

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Cheap BMW/Audi/Mercedes-Benz

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:24

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four door coupe

EL_ULY > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:26

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FWD Jeep

fhrblig > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:28

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Sporty Camry?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:28

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KIA Aspire

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > vdub_nut: scooter snob 11/07/2013 at 12:30

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I see your 4 door coupe and raise you this:

Mikeado > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:30

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Sports SUV? Not only is the term as retarded as saying VIN Number or ATM Machine or KERS System, but all of them either fail at the Sport part or try so hard that they lose some of the Utility part, until you might as well just cut to the chase and buy an RS6 or RS7.

Also, there have been many large Fiats.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/07/2013 at 12:31

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because Ford makes it? Or because nobody aspires to own a Kia?

Also the Ford Aspire is an oxymoron all on its own, haha.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:33

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you should stop recommending NSFW, you'll go blind.

See your side bar.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/07/2013 at 12:34

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I'm going to keep going till my entire sidebar is nothing but NSFW, take a screenshot and then I'll stop doing it, hahaha. I'm trolling the recommend system at present. Normal recommending will resume in due time.

Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/07/2013 at 12:35

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its really awkward when you have a coworker look over at your screen and see " NSFW " all down the screen

lonestranger > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:36

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Dodge Ram.

Oh, and here's a large Fiat.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos 11/07/2013 at 12:37

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lol, I'm almost there and it'll go back to normal.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > lonestranger 11/07/2013 at 12:37

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Large USDM Fiat

fhrblig > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:38

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How about an oxymoronic sentence? "My Hilux won't start."

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > fhrblig 11/07/2013 at 12:43

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Haha nice.

My infotainment system is working flawlessly.
My classic British roadster starts every time.
Girls really admire my Volkswagen Rabbit.

shinsen > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:43

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100k+ low miles

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:43

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Rusty Saturn SL1 Bumper

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Mikeado 11/07/2013 at 12:44

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Haha I'll amend to Large USDM Fiat

lonestranger > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 11/07/2013 at 12:55

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Well, it's not branded as a FIAT in the U.S., but maybe people will swap the grill & emblems like they did with Sprinters? Nah, probably not.