"Joe_Limon" (Joe_Limon)
11/06/2013 at 03:56 • Filed to: None
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"Joe_Limon" (Joe_Limon)
11/06/2013 at 03:56 • Filed to: None | 3
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Do not order the ghost pepper burrito... It is not worth it. The burny mouth only hints at the digestive horror you are about to unleash on your body. It may only take 3hours before you start to eject the burrito, but the stomach cramps and burny gas last far longer.
MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:06 |
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Hold on, let me write that down. Ghost.... Pepper... Burrito. Got it. I'm going to go get 3 of them, wish me luck!
Squid
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:10 |
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I've just gotten used to the heat and flavor of habaneros. I'm slowly working my way up the pepper chain. I do have a friend that is growing some ghost peppers and habaneros and peter peppers which are supposed to look like dicks. . .
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Joe_Limon
> MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/06/2013 at 04:13 |
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Haha, have fun with that.
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Joe_Limon
> Squid
11/06/2013 at 04:16 |
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I got the thing at mucho burrito. Part of me thinks its a watered down heat from the actual pepper. Sure its pretty warm going down, but no where near as bad as tv's man vs food led me to believe. That said... After the last bathroom break my stomach has quietened down a bit.
Supreme Kiwi Zorro
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:20 |
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Oi, you're exaggerating. Go and have a glass of milk. It'll neutralise the chemistry in spicy products, get rid of excessive gastric acid, and relieve the burns in your mouth.
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Joe_Limon
> Supreme Kiwi Zorro
11/06/2013 at 04:23 |
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I will pass, the whole concept of milk perturbs me.... Cow titty juice...
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Supreme Kiwi Zorro
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:26 |
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* chuckles * Raw milk has been filtered. :)
TheOnelectronic
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:31 |
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Ghost peppers are supposed to be pretty insane. I'd bet it was diluted a bit.
ninjamike
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:33 |
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Former coworker told me the exact same thing about the ghost chili burger. Said he didn't think it was so bad when he ate it, but he felt it pass through his entire digestive tract and had to get out of bed to go to the bathroom every 30 minutes.
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MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 04:44 |
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I think that's what I'm going to call it from now on.
Hmm where's the cow titty juice? Excuse me, do you sell cow titty juice here?
That will go great since I started calling eggs chicken periods. Making breakfast will be so much fun now. "This recipe calls for two chicken periods and a cup of cow titty juice..."
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TheOnelectronic
> Squid
11/06/2013 at 04:52 |
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My mom once, while in the British Virgin Islands, confused a bottle of Scotch Bonnet Pepper hot sauce for ketchup.
She didn't feel like that was worth letting the burger she had just coated in a good quarter inch of liquid fire go to waste, though.
thebigbossyboss
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 08:36 |
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I love mucho burrito!
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Joe_Limon
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 10:07 |
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And don't get me started on fecal fungus!
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Joe_Limon
> Supreme Kiwi Zorro
11/06/2013 at 10:17 |
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You can pasteurize my pee all you want but I'm not drinking that either.
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Squid
> Joe_Limon
11/06/2013 at 15:10 |
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Well real peppers vary in capsicum concentration according to how they were grown, where they were grown, what the soil content was, and how much sunlight they got while growing. You very well could have just gotten a dud of a pepper, but more than likely they took most of the seeds and innards out of the pepper and just gave you the meat of the pepper. It also depends if it was a sauce made from the peppers or if it was diced peppers throughout the burrito. If it was a sauce, it was most likely not at its full strength. . . .
And well fuck me I just went all Sherlock Holmes on the case of the missing capsicum content in your burrito. . . .