Yep, It's time for a midlife crises..

"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii) 11/06/2013 at 00:33 • Filed to: None

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It's officially my birthday. My dear sweet mother had given birth to me, right after she heard that Nixon crushed Humphrey in the election the previous day. God, I feel really old. I'm feeling the need for a course correction in my life anyway. Work sucks, so I might be looking at a different job for the first time in 15 years. Yippee. I think I might just get really fucked up this Friday night. I'm in that kind of mood. Any suggestions on some good, if not terribly expensive liquor? I'm on kind of a budget. Cheers!

Textured Soy Protein > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2013 at 00:39

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Tito's vodka, Bulleit bourbon, good ole Tanqueray gin

phenotyp > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2013 at 01:18

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Depends on your appetites. If you're a vodka man, and going for volume, Svedka can't be beat. If your a vodka man and taste matters, 360 is goddamn delicious.
Scotch more up your strasse? Three Guys' The Smokey One.

Beers? Too many to list, you'll have to narrow it down.

I'm in the same sort of mood. Currently searching for a wagon (the car kind, not the drinking kind.)

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Textured Soy Protein 11/06/2013 at 07:24

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Taking the words out of my Goddamn mouth. If you want to spend an extra $15 on bourbon get Woodford Reserve, sooooo smooth.

$kaycog > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2013 at 08:52

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Happy Birthday!! :D

desertdog5051 > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2013 at 11:00

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For your mid life crisis, I give you the ultimate mid life crisis car.

Yeah, I know the fan boys will be all over me. In their hearts, they know it is true.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > desertdog5051 11/06/2013 at 14:18

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Geee, um thanks. Now all I have to do is, smash, ummmff, my, ow, head, erk, into, bamm, the, ooch, car. Then, damn it, scrunch my legs, beneath the, oooohh, steering wheel. Ow, fucking ow.

Next time, can I just have a Corvette or maybe even an FR-S? I can fit into them. A Miata, not so much. I'm over 6' and too old to cram into such a tiny car.

Thanks though, it's the thought that counts.

desertdog5051 > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2013 at 14:24

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Since you are tall, like me and getting older. I give you a nice, new, comfortable Sting Ray. Enjoy.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > desertdog5051 11/06/2013 at 14:32

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